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Going up

DIRTY OLD WOMEN
A practically mandatory state of being these days. What do you reckon, boys?

FUSION BY MONSOON
The new, sassy bargain line from the purveyors of taffeta cocktail dresses. And it’s really not bad

HELEN MIRREN AS THE QUEEN
Our favourite leading lady in a through- the-curtains peek at the royals. One ought to see it

SCISSOR SISTERS
New York’s spangliest are back — and not a moment too soon. Partay!

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Going down

DITCHING THE BALLET PUMPS
Nooo — there’s another season in ’em yet. Ditto skinny jeans

MUSIC ON PERSONAL HOME PAGES
Naff, unnecessary — and a cringe to open at the office

SEASONAL GUILT
A/W fashion splurges = bank balance in the red

FAKE THICK KNITS
Look warm and cosy. Feel thin and crackly. Don’t bother

OLD-SCHOOL FOOD
Angel Delight makes a predictable ironic comeback. Must we?