THE iPHONE We know we shouldn't, but we want this delicious creation so badly
FLUORO ORANGE Quite the cheeriest shade of varnish for tiptop toenails this summer
TRAINS Carbon-conscious glitzerati ditch flying and head for St Trop by rail instead. Choo-choo
POSH'S NEW WALK-IN WARDROBE It cost $500,000, has computers, cameras, an original Andy Warhol print - and we're so jealous
BALENCIAGA SHOES Modishly tranvestite-style, climbing-shoe-inspired fashion footwear. Fierce
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SHEMAGHS Palestinian scarves, currently all over the club kids like a rash. Complicated
THE LADY FLESH LIGHT Portable silicon female orifice - a sex toy for boys. Are you really telling us that's a turn-on?
BEING RECOGNISED FROM YOUR FACEBOOK PIC Unwitting celebrity. Go away
PUNKS, THE SECOND COMING Back again with superglue hair and dogs on strings. Where's the inventiveness?
THE KYLIE DOLL What's the point of a 6in plastic Minogue when the real one is only 7in?