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Going up

Bond’s Vesper Lynd. A top Christmas pressie for everyone

WWW.AUDIOJELLY.COM

Web store for unsigned artists. It’s iTunes x MySpace

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SHORTBUS

Brilliant movie with graphic sex aplenty — and we didn’t cringe once

MULCHY WINTER SMELLS

Moist, dead bracken, soggy leaves, mist and mud. Now inhale

BORROWING FROM GRANNY

Cashmere, pearls, toffees, tweed. May we?

Going down

SNEEZING INTO ELBOWS

Saves the world (and hands) from germs, apparently. What about our clothes?

WHITE TATTOOS

Pigment-free branding. Just plain silly

DISSING POLITICIANS FOR BEING UNCOOL

Easy now. Better they do more important things than listen to Arctic Monkeys

CASHMERE BOBBLES

The cheap stuff pills. That’s why it’s cheap

GIRLS ALOUD

Cute girls. Fab hits album. But please, ladies: less mouthing-off — it’s a yawn