This week’s winner of a bottle of champagne is Janice Reynolds from Brixham, Devon, for her funny story.
One night a burglar was sneaking around a house when he heard a voice say: “Cupid is watching you.”
He looked, saw no one, then spotted a caged parrot.
“Was it you who said that Cupid is watching me?” the burglar asked the bird.
“Yes,” said the parrot.
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Relieved, the burglar asked: “What’s your name?”
“Priscilla,” replied the parrot.
“Who’s the idiot who called you that?” scoffed the burglar.
“The same idiot who called the rottweiler Cupid.”
The runner-up is Charlie, above, sent in by Karen Shakespeare from Biddenden, Kent.
Send in your animal tales, jokes or pictures for a chance to win a bottle of champagne. Maximum of 75 words, one entry per person. Include your full name, address and contact details. Please email your entry to sharon.smith@the-times.co.uk or post it to: Animal Life (Register), champagne, The Times, 1 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9GF.