15, 87 mins
Bikinis, butt shots and bad acting abound in the video game-inspired DOA: Dead or Alive, as high-kicking babes in a martial-arts tournament end up as allies against a bigger foe in derivative fisticuffs. When two equally svelte adversaries clash on a rainswept tropical beach, it’s basically a wet T-shirt contest turned violent, aimed to titillate its film’s core audience: teenage gamers who fantasise more about Wonderbras than Wonder Woman.
IAN JOHNS