WHAT do celebrities get up to in first class? And what do Britain’s air crews really think of passengers?
A new book by a former Virgin Atlantic air steward, Gary May, tells all. If It’s Not On The Trolley, You Can’t Have It is an insider’s guide to the secret world of air cabins.
May says that his favourite star passengers were Michael Crawford and Billy Connolly. “Michael Crawford was hilarious. He spent the whole flight doing Frank Spencer.
“Billy Connolly was brilliant. He’s not a very good flyer and as we were coming in he was yelling: ‘The middle one’s the ****ing brake, captain!’ ”
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