ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB, the football season never ends. While their heroes may be flicking through yesterday’s copy of The Sun and topping up their tans on Mediterranean beaches, some supporters are more likely to be found in the spare bedroom, tapping away furiously on their keyboards and doing what comes naturally — expressing an opinion or abusing their rivals.
“Hot? Sweaty? Bored? Well, it is the middle of summer after all. I’m even going to check out the cricket at Beckenham tonight, even though I’m not a big fan of the game. Twenty20 Kent Spitfires v Surrey Lions? ‘Well, it’s Charlton v Palace, isn’t it?’ I was told.”
charlton.blogspot.com
“SPURS ARE THE CHAMPIONS — San Antonio Spurs that is, in the NBA.”
Madjens, blueandwhitearmy.net
(Chelsea)
���Bring back Sir Alan Sugar. He has learnt from his mistakes. We need Sir Alan to make us great. Surely no one can still say with a straight face that Levy is better.”
The Dark Lord, thespursweb.com
(Tottenham Hotspur)
“Message to Millwall and other rivals. When you post on the West Ham area now you will need to look in the Premiership section and not the previous fizzy pops league section, just in case you cannot find us. Hope that helps.”
EarlofGreenStreet, on-the-terraces.com
(West Ham United)
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“If Chelsea are docked three points by the FA Premier League over the Frank Arnesen affair, as their first opponents, do we get the points? Just a thought.”
GriffV103, cockneylatic.co.uk
(Wigan Athletic)
“We have made a petition to persuade the board to make a bid for Javier Saviola. I know that it may sound impossible but we have to try. We have to unite and show that we have ambitions! So please sign this petition which will be sent to Aston Villa Football Club. It will take you less than a minute.”
Juba, astonvilla-mad.co.uk
“Osama Bin Laden has been captured hiding out in the Man Utd trophy room. He said that it reminded him of the Afghan caves: cold, dark, empty and recently taken over by Americans.”
corred, manchestercity-mad.co.uk
“Due to Glazer’s takeover of Manchester United, and the blogger’s resulting depression, this site will no longer be updated.”
roundandwhite.blogspot.com