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In huge news for everyone who paid too much attention to 2023’s “Burlington, Berkeley, or Cambridge” Spotify Wrapped meme, another very gay music festival is on the horizon.
A New York City-based edition of the All Things Go music festival is officially coming in September 2024, featuring a lineup of entirely queer fan-favorite headliners: Chappell Roan, Reneé Rapp, Janelle Monáe, MUNA, Ethel Cain, and Julien Baker. In the immortal words of Rapp, “If you’re gay, stand up! If you’re straight, go home!”
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Attendees can also catch sets from Annie DiRusso, Coco & Clair Clair, Del Water Gap, Holly Humberstone, Indigo DeSouza, Mannequin Pussy, Samia, Maisie Peters, Soccer Mommy, and Towa Bird, rounding out a weekend filled with women and nonbinary performers. Of course, music lovers were quick to flock to social media and point out what a sapphic mecca the latest version of All Things Go is shaping up to be.
“Dating apps aren’t working, I need to go look confused at All Dykes Go NYC,” one X user tweeted.
Another X user posed a very valid question, writing, “Is this lineup some kind of stick and box trap for gay people?”
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Although it remains to be seen whether any gay stick-and-box traps are involved, we do know that All Things Go’s New York festival will take place on Saturday, September 28, and Sunday, September 29, at Forest Hills Stadium. Notably, that’s the same weekend as the original, Washington D.C.-based edition, which is currently sold-out. You can sign up for the festival pre-sale — which begins on Thursday, June 13, at 10 a.m. ET — here. Meanwhile, public ticket sales begin on Friday, June 14, at 10 a.m. ET.
So if you didn’t get the chance to snag tickets to this year’s All Things Go festivities the first time around, there’s still time to hightail it to Queens and experience the gay megachurch that is doing Roan’s “HOT TO GO!” choreography with a crowd. May the ticket queue odds be ever in your favor.
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