Astrology is basically the universal religion of young queer people. So if you’re stumped on what to get your loved ones for the holidays — or any other special occasion — why not consult their birth chart to see what kind of gift might best suit their personality? Below, we’ve curated 12 gifts specifically chosen for each zodiac sign based on their traits and tendencies. For the first pass, look for the gift recipient’s sun sign, then make sure to also check their moon and rising signs, too, since certain people may relate more to their other alignments. Or if you think astrology is all a bunch of New Age woo woo, you can at least peruse a pretty cool list of products from queer-owned or queer-inclusive brands and vendors that might suit the love ones in your life (or even just yourself).
Aries
Aries are known to be adventurous thrill seekers, and that definitely applies to their attitude in the bedroom. This Entice Passion Wheel may look more like a kitchen tool than a sex toy, but its tiny spikes are meant for light sensation play, and it's good for any level of kink experience. Plus, it will look super pretty sitting on a bedside table.
Taurus
Tauruses notoriously love being pampered with luxurious products, so get them this rich (and versatile!) oil that’s meant to go on your skin, hair, nails, underarms, face — anywhere that needs some nourishment and moisture. It also doubles as a scent with notes of smoky vetiver and calming lavender. The best part? It’s Noto’s first non-profit product; all proceeds go towards a rotating group of organizations including Planned Parenthood, LGBT Youth Center, Woman’s Center DTLA, and more.
Gemini
Chatty and intellectual Geminis are bound to adore this brilliant “What Exactly Is Heterosexuality and What Causes It” tee from Willie Norris, because it’s practically a whole TED talk printed on a shirt. It’s definitely a conversation starter that will help Geminis be even more outgoing than they already are.
Cancer
Cancers love to nest by beautifying their space and surrounding themselves with comfy things. Get them a gorgeous plush rug or throw that will make their bedroom into a sanctuary of warmth and coziness. This handwoven rug from the majority queer-owned New York-based business Minna is made sustainably at a co-op in Momostenango, Guatemala.
Leo
We all have that one Leo friend who constantly wants to be the center of attention. Help them manifest their goals by getting this Fluide bestsellers set that features two different loose glitters, a pearlescent lip gloss, and a bright red lipstick that will surely bring all eyes on them.
Virgo
Your clean-freak Virgo friend is going to love this Malin + Goetz essentials kit that’s 1) already sized in accordance with TSA regulations, 2) in a travel-friendly clear bag, and 3) expertly color-coded in rainbow order. Not only are they going to be cleansed and moisturized on their travels, but they let out a sigh of relief when they see it’s already organized for them.
Libra
Libras crave harmony, so help them achieve that in their homes by gifting some handmade soy wax candles by Queer Candle Co. This three-pack features basil and amber, lavender, and sage and cedar, which they can mix-and-match to create their own balanced cocktail of comforting scents.
Scorpio
This ultra-unique silicone vibrator is in the shape of a freakin’ lily and it screams kinky Scorpio energy. Get your kinky Scorpio friend the toy in deep plum so that they can use it as a centerpiece and let everyone know that they fuck. This one is being sold on Spectrum Boutique, a Detroit-based sex shop that is owned by the supremely cool sex-educator Zoë Ligon.
Sagittarius
A knowledge-seeking Sagittarius loves diving into a good book, so get them a title from a queer-owned independent bookstore. This one by C. Riley Snorton, about black gender-diverse people that existed before modern definitions of transgender and nonbinary identities, is a great addition to the collection of anyone who wants to know more about queer history.
Capricorn
Capricorns are practical and likely won’t want a flashy present. Get them a sturdy tote bag instead so that they carry all their groceries, books, and reusable water bottles while they’re working towards ambitious goals. Bonus points if you can find one that reps a cool queer-owned business or brand, like this bag from the Women & Children First bookstore in Chicago.
Aquarius
On their quest to be more environmentally conscious, an Aquarius will appreciate this zero waste kit that has everything one needs for a picnic, including a trendy filt bag (which might come in rainbow), a compact spork, a small keep cup, a metal straw, and a stainless-steel lunch container. If that doesn’t seem like their thing, there are other zero waste kits – for shopping and oral care — on Otherwild, a queer-owned retailed.
Pisces
Pisces are empathetic and spiritual, so they might appreciate these queer-inclusive set of playing cards by artist Naima Green that they can practice tarot on. The 54-card “Pur·suit” deck features photographs of queer womxn, trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people of color so that their divinations don’t have to center around old illustrations of only white people.
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