Lost his seat
‘It’s all Jacob does since he lost his seat’
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‘It’s all Jacob does since he lost his seat’
‘There are a lot of independents hoping to win this constituency.’
‘Can you tell me what the money will be used for?’
‘He said don’t make him look all King Charlesy.’
‘I have a confession. I’ve never tried his recipes – I just like saying Ottolenghi.’
‘And do you promise to love, honour and not change gender?’
‘Taylor Swift eats her broccoli.’
‘He’s right, kids, there’s nothing here that bans short selling.’
‘Never swap a boot for a croc...’
‘It’s a lifestyle choice – my wife hates me snoring in bed.’
‘It’s even harder to read – there’s a chapter dedicated to pronouns.’
‘Apparently he’s some kind of systems analyst.’
‘Apparently we need a TV licence.’
‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’
‘We have cancelled your bank account: you can pass go, but you can’t collect £200…’
‘Dog-friendly pub? That was the previous owners.’
‘I’m sorry for that outburst, I’ve been binge-watching Succession.’