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Steve Breen’s cartoon caption contest

Some dino-mite captions this week! Congratulations to Felmar Mationg for winning the top spot. He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated.

Next week’s cartoon is below. Please remember to limit your submissions to three and keep ’em brief. Good luck!

Winner

“Sorry about the wait, we’re a little short handed.” Felmar Mationg, San Diego

Finalists

• “I scream, you scream … but there’s still a 3 percent surcharge.” Dan Collins, San Diego
• “After the minimum wage increase, it made no sense for me to keep my museum job.” Abraham Perez, Chula Vista
• “Don’t tell me you can’t reach your wallet again.” Cheryl Kratzer, Solana Beach
• “We’re having a going-out-of-existence sale.” Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Missouri
• “Well, I was about to eat this guy and he says, ‘Do you know what a franchise is?’” Antonia Mora, Bonita
• “Business has been slow since the asteroid hit, so we had to scale back on our staff.” Joseph Puzo, San Diego
• “I’m afraid no amount of walnut ice cream will increase the size of your brain.” Noah Mationg, San Diego
• “Do you want triceratopping on that?” Debbie Mitton, Lakeside
• “No ice cream for you. One year. NEXT!” Damien DeNardo, San Diego
• “Sorry, we’re all out of moose tracks.” Shirley Durran, Spring Valley
• “I was able to buy this shop with the money I made in the ‘Jurassic Park’ movies.” Rusty Hansen, Chula Vista
• “Yes, the sign says ‘31 flavors,’ but I can only reach eight of them.” Donnie Eastman, San Diego
• “Look, dude, I’m sorry we’re out of your flavor, but it’s not like the world is coming to an end!” Susan Wiczynski, La Jolla
• “No shoes, no shirt, no service.” Dan Collins, San Diego
• “If you want just plain ice cream, you will have to sign a vanilla waiver.” Dennis Romero, Ramona
• “Come on, make up your mind, Spanosaurus.” Dina Ghavami, San Diego

K-12

• “Careful … too much can give you dinobetes.” Billy Stephens, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle School
• “Really? I ate your brother last weekend? Wow, small world.” Hannah Woodbyrne, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle school
• “Sorry, we’re out of dino-mint.” Michelle Morales, sixth grade, John Muir Global Citizenship Magnet
• “Sorry, we don’t have any human flavor today.” Mikayla Guerrero, fifth grade, Torrey Pines Elementary

Next week’s cartoon
To enter, email entries to cartooncontest@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember to limit your submissions to three and keep ‘em brief. View last week’s winners