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David Keyes

David Keyes

Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:

A love of films. A love of the written word. What better way to combine them? I started this little movie reviewing gig on the 'net back in 1998 when I was just 17. At the time, the idea wasn't exactly a developed one on my part (I never even fathomed the concept until it was suggested to me by a high school instructor), but once it began, it was as if I was physically incapable of stopping. For that year and the next, film criticism was life. On a personal level, it was also a visceral experience, something that I and I alone could do without having my work comprimised by some kind of looming superior (I guess school gives you that mentality naturally). For a time following the whole K-12 thing (and even a bit into college), I wanted this to be a career. Unfortunately, time and dedication, especially in isolation, tends to build walls around your ego -- thus, I was put off by the impending notion that I couldn't have complete control over my own material in a paid profession, so the idea went from being a career goal to a recreational hobby rather quickly. Thankfully, I wasn't as defensive about my other Journalistic talents, so I didn't give up on the vocation entirely. I currently freelance for publications whose primary audiences are those that thrive on information-gathering, and the prospect of objective and thorough reporting is an art in itself. But one doesn't write just for the sake of writing, either; it has to be something engaging on a personal level, otherwise your wasting your time. Though movie reviewing has taken a back-burner in recent years to other things, it has nonetheless lived on in some capacity -- and for the sake of staying up with the times, that simple old free Geocities site I opened in the summer of '98 was moved to its own fully-paid server in early 2004. Cinemaphile.org is the culmination of all that work, and I'm proud that I am able to keep up this little hobby in a way that doesn't seem easily disposable. I love the movies and I love writing about them, and I intend on keeping the hobby under my belt as long as people are still willing to hear what I have to say.

Favorites:

Ingmar Bergman's "Wild Strawberries" John Boorman's "Excalibur" Tim Burton's "Ed Wood" Joel Coen's "Fargo" Jonathan Demme's "Beloved" William Friedkin's "The Exorcist" Christophe Gans' "Brotherhood of the Wolf" Mary Harron's "American Psycho" Werner Herzog's "Aguirre: The Wrath of God" Alfred Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train" Peter Jackson's "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" Akira Kurosawa's "Throne of Blood" Meyno Meyjes' "Max" Bill Paxton's "Frailty" Roman Polanski's "Chinatown" Alex Proyas' "Dark City" Ridley Scott's "Alien" Quentin Tarrantino's "Pulp Fiction" The Wachowski Brothers' "The Matrix" Robert Wiene's "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari"

Critics' Group:
Location:

Troutdale, Oregon

Official Website:

http://www.cinemaphile.org

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/4
33%
The Wraith (1986) It does not achieve the same absurdist grandeur of, say, "Sky Bandits" or "Mannequin," which are essentially live action cartoons. But it means well. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Aug 03, 2020
3/4
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Savage Streets (1984) Say what you will about over-the-top enthusiasm in movies like these, here is a woman who is comfortable chewing the scenery until she is licking her lips in satisfaction. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Aug 03, 2020
3/4
33%
Eaten Alive (1976) A film like this endures as entertainment because all the performances are pitched at that joyous trajectory of cartoonish excess. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Aug 03, 2020
3.5/4
59%
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018) If "Unfriended" showed this idea in a state of awkward infancy, then "Unfriended: Dark Web" allows it to mature into a proverbial, meticulous beast. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Aug 03, 2020
3/4
99%
Host (2020) Savage has breathed refreshing life into a sub-genre that has long been floundering for new inspirations. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Aug 03, 2020
0/4
6%
Dirty Love (2005) Each moment, more unfunny than the last, is a record of underachievers who are so far in over their head that they have lost the will to break the chains of their prison. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
3/4
57%
Hatchet (2006) The movie is a triumphant reminder of the plausibility of physical showmanship. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
2.5/4
27%
Pompeii (2014) Basically a competent action picture that retreads to the safety of its formulas, primarily because it doesn't have the desire, much less the thought, to pursue more challenging avenues. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
0.5/4
19%
Cats (2019) A film that seeks to inspire our loathing for nearly every frame it sits on the screen, and that is before we even attempt to decipher the mediocrity that is the music or the nonexistence of the story. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
0.5/4
0%
The Lonely Lady (1983) This may be the most shamelessly evasive drama ever written. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
3/4
70%
Summer of 84 (2018) There were moments when I was roused by myriads of sly wit, suspicion and even shock, and others when I felt sad for kids who might have endured better by leaving the searches to others. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
4/4
99%
Parasite (2019) A picture that audaciously devours the force of convention and transforms it into a feverish undercurrent, driving what can only be described as an engine through the odyssey of mayhem. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
2/4
95%
Marriage Story (2019) Here are two likable actors swimming upstream in a current that wants to drown them in detestable melodrama, and for nearly every scene they occupy shared space, we find ourselves praying for psychological intervention. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
2.5/4
17%
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019) In the final frames, after enduring what amounts to the bludgeoning of an entire idea, one can't help but wish the more thrilling original film was playing on screen instead. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 23, 2020
3/4
77%
The Burning (1981) Instead of recycling the sort of artificial showmanship that usually informed most of the violence in the early horror franchises, the movie creates a convincing aesthetic. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
0/4
16%
The Condemned (2007) One of the most deplorable movie-going experiences of my life. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
3.5/4
83%
Ad Astra (2019) The movie is an audacious, agonizing, engrossing meditation on personal isolation. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
3/4
62%
It: Chapter Two (2019) There are a great many moments and sequences scattered across "It Chapter Two." On the other hand, audiences might take issue with there being so many. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
3.5/4
90%
The Lighthouse (2019) A total exercise in style, brought to glorious excess by showy performances and visual gimmicks right out of an ambitious nightmare. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
3.5/4
86%
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood (2019) The movie's greatest strength is in how it isolates precious moments among characters - some loving, others sad, many foretelling of darker realities. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
1.5/4
69%
Joker (2019) If Arthur Fleck reflects the same cultural alienation that creates mass shooters and serial killers, the movie cuts away too often to establish a cogent argument. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
1/4
39%
Children of the Corn (1984) This is not a story that was ever destined to work on film. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
2.5/4
63%
Tenderness of the Wolves (1973) Part of what distances us from indulging the story's approach is our inability to see him as the madman painted by history books. His crimes are so simplified, even reduced. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
3/4
83%
Midsommar (2019) As a stamina test, the movie is as exciting as it is startling. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Nov 09, 2019
3/4
72%
Christine (1983) One of the more effective screen treatments of the era, however corny or preposterous it may remain on paper. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jul 15, 2019
1.5/4
22%
Dark Phoenix (2019) A thoughtless and mechanical descent into nonsense, with nothing standing at the center other than a myriad of conflicting arcs and questionable motives. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jul 15, 2019
4/4
96%
Birds of Passage (2018) One of the most striking and profound discoveries of the year. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jul 15, 2019
4/4
82%
Last Tango in Paris (1972) In this age where the human behavior system is rarely an important facet in film narratives, here is a picture that still throbs with all the pain and misery of its deep emotional wounds. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jul 15, 2019
3.5/4
97%
Zelig (1983) If the sum of Allen's career can be seen as a series of destinations on a road to self-discovery, then this strange, off-the-cuff "mockumentary" provides the most unlikely roadmap. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jun 03, 2019
0.5/4
5%
Movie 43 (2013) By the end you can't entirely be sure whether you have watched a film or participated in a eulogy for the careers of its participants. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted May 09, 2019
1/4
58%
Under the Silver Lake (2018) This isn't a creative dive at all, it is a suicide bomb masquerading as an audacious shift in direction. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted May 09, 2019
3/4
93%
Us (2019) Peele is slowly emerging as one of the most exciting provocateurs of modern horror films. "Us" is further proof of that. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 17, 2019
3/4
94%
The Head Hunter (2018) Less perceptive sorts would have you believe Downey is crippled by his shoestring budget; in truth, he turns it into the conduit for a very solid descent into a thrilling little mystery. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 05, 2019
3.5/4
69%
Climax (2018) A work of visceral madness. Profoundly engrossing. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Apr 05, 2019
4/4
94%
Transit (2018) Phenomenal. A near-perfect lament on conflicted human behaviors. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Mar 28, 2019
2/4
83%
The Hole in the Ground (2019) The Hole in the Ground shows a promising talent finessing the notes of his song without formulating it into plausible music. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2019
1/4
23%
The Happytime Murders (2018) 90 minutes of laughless, mean-spirited hogwash - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2019
1/4
13%
Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989) If it's laughs you are after, however unintentional, this movie provides all the precious morsels. Starting with the idea that anyone felt the need to make it. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
1/4
6%
The Emoji Movie (2017) You know you are in the middle of something cynical when the most interesting character in a cartoon is a walking digital hand whining about no longer being popular. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
3/4
60%
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) Decent and watchable, without being nearly as resonant as it should be. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
3.5/4
89%
You Were Never Really Here (2017) There is an undercurrent beneath the frames that goes to the bloody heart of the matter, giving a wondrous sense of dramatic desperation to each of the characters as they move through this macabre labyrinth. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
0.5/4
62%
Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988) An insult to anyone in the audience who has two brain cells to rub together. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
1.5/4
49%
Twilight (2008) Like most great psychological lessons in the hands of novices, this is a story far more interested in dancing to rhythms than understanding melody. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
3.5/4
93%
Dogtooth (2009) We watch on and on - sometimes in horror, often in confusion, and always in complete awe of its strange and perplexing energy. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
3.5/4
79%
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) Even cynics of this formula will leave the theater feeling thankful for the chance to engage with a delightful spectacle rather than a pointless retread. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
4/4
73%
Hell House LLC (2015) This is not a movie manufactured from within the conceit of aspiring filmmakers hoping to make a low-budget wave, either: what these people have created is a credible descent into the material. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
4/4
93%
The Favourite (2018) Lanthimos has made a film that plays like a diabolical union between Ken Russell and Robert Bresson, full of savage rhythms and emotional distance. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jan 02, 2019
1.5/4
35%
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Whatever merits we attach to the first film in this series, they are all but abandoned somewhere in the mess of a follow-up. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Jan 02, 2019
3/4
60%
The House That Jack Built (2018) In between killings and mutilations are verbal rationalizations that underline the violence with startling clarity. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Dec 15, 2018
4/4
89%
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018) Unpredictable and masterful. - Cinemaphile.org
Read More | Posted Dec 02, 2018
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