Andrew Galdi
Movies reviews only
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Surf Ninjas (1993) |
It’s Weird and Dumb and I Love It - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Ladybugs (1992) |
Jackée alone gives it 20% on Rotten Tomatoes - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Heart and Souls (1993) |
The all star cast really makes it sing - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Clifford (1994) |
Its not worthless but it is surely weird, with 15% more direction you could really have something here
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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In the Army Now (1994) |
I still enjoyed the watch - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) |
Is this the inspiration for Hocus Pocus? - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Bushwhacked (1995) |
…ANN DOWD! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Howard the Duck (1986) |
I honestly think if you rescored this movie you could improve it by 50% - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Radioland Murders (1994) |
It's a fun time. It's Soapdish meet Clue! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) |
Far too long, but a somewhat fun time at the movies - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023) |
Its a fun watch but its not a good movie - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Pope's Exorcist (2023) |
Its was a wild wacky time - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Maybe I Do (2023) |
It’s a bad sign when you’re paying more attention to the continuity than the dialogue - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Mafia Mamma (2023) |
The only reason this was watchable was Toni Colette - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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One True Loves (2023) |
The only way this movie could end satisfactory is with a Thruple - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Cocaine Bear (2023) |
There was an inciting incident and then people wandered around - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2022) |
It never grew to the point of self acceptance… and that’s the whole point - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Dalíland (2022) |
I would recommend it, but I don’t think it’ll win Oscars… except for maybe Ben Kingsley - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Corsage (2022) |
Vicki Krieps carried the movie for me - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Empire of Light (2022) |
I did not enjoy it, too navel gaze-y, too long, too depressing - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Triangle of Sadness (2022) |
I was rolling on the floor laughing - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Moonage Daydream (2022) |
Seeing it in iMax was literally overwhelming but the footage is spectacular - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) |
If it has to be 3 hours long, write a better script - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Little Richard: I Am Everything (2023) |
It needed more of a point of view - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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You Hurt My Feelings (2023) |
Its watchable, it’s charming, it just doesn’t have that much to say - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Pod Generation (2023) |
It was all vibes, but not much else - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Polite Society (2023) |
It was really close to being great but the tone was all over the place - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Theater Camp (2023) |
The last number is so iconic its going to be a theater kids identity - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Past Lives (2023) |
The writing was like poetry, I would highly recommend - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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My Animal (2023) |
Pretty Slow and Boring - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Landscape with Invisible Hand (2023) |
Sort of Interesting, Sort of Dull - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Bros (2022) |
It did not need to have a theatrical release…throw it on HBOMax - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Menu (2022) |
Its A Solid B - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Prey (2022) |
It a fun concept for a prequel. - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Top Gun: Maverick (2022) |
Ohh right this is what movies used to be like. - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Tár (2022) |
You had me a Cate Blanchett! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Practical Magic (1998) |
Sure there are plot holes, but it's so fun that they don't matter - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Oct 05, 2023
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What a Way to Go! (1964) |
It's best to watch it with the sound off at a party...for the costumes - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 31, 2022
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Moulin Rouge (2001) |
My ears hurt by the end of this movie!! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 31, 2022
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Outrageous Fortune (1987) |
The accent work had me cracking up - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 31, 2022
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Soapdish (1991) |
A truly outstanding ensemble cast - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) |
I miss this kind of movie! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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Until We Meet Again (2020) |
I kept shouting at the screen F*CK! THAT! GHOST! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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Moonfall (2022) |
Watch it with some wine, some edibles, some friends…make it a vibe - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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The Requin (2022) |
I think Alicia Silverstone might deserve both a Razzie and an Oscar for this performance - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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Death on the Nile (2022) |
There's not enough champagne to make it through - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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Fire Island (2022) |
I think Joel Kim Booster is my soul mate - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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The Neverending Story (1984) |
This movie is dark! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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House of Gucci (2021) |
No plans to re-watch, did not enjoy, way too long, convoluted…laughed, was camp! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted Aug 04, 2022
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Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022) |
It gets it! It knows exactly the movie we wanted, and magically manages to realize it. Truly a sublime moviegoing experience. Bring your mom, and wine! - Movie Bitches
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| Posted May 20, 2022
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