Daddy and son fantasies have now made their way to basic cable.
Last year, TLC debuted its latest Bachelor-esque reality series, MILF Manor, in which single moms over the age of 40 (i.e. the MILFs) pursue hookups romance with twentysomething himbos in a beachside villa.
Initially the second season, which premiered on April 28th, looked like more of the same.
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However, for the new season producers shocked viewers and contestants by revealing a homoerotic twist.
The young bros will now be joined by their handsome fathers in the mansion, who will be competing against their sons to see who can score and nab the love of their life. For the love of DILFS!
The five pairs of dads and sons all consist of single fathers between the ages of 51 and 57, with the sons between 21 and 27 years old.
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If you still don’t think this all sounds very queer, watch as the twist is revealed to the ladies and you’ll soon see why we now identify as MILFs too.
As each of the fiftysomething men arrived to the manor, the ladies gave priceless soundbites.
“OMG the dads are hotter than the sons.”
“I feel faint.”
“Squeeze your butt cheeks together, it pushes your butt up.”
“I cannot believe these are their dads. What’s going on?”
“I don’t know what the dads are doing here, but things are about to get spicy.”
“I need another drink.”
Same gurl, same!!!
Although MILF Manor may not have been on our radar, the twist quickly got the attention of online gays and the dad thirst popped off faster than the drunken inhibitions of a reality dating show contestant.
All I’m seeing pic.twitter.com/14AJkzuCxv
— Christian (@thechristianh) May 1, 2024
They’re all str8??
— boy next door (@TTwerk15) May 1, 2024
twunk on the top right isn’t gay!?!?
— fico (@puertofico) May 1, 2024
While the concept of fathers and sons vying for the same person may sound strange outside of certain adult films, two of the contestants said they had no issue with the incestuous competition.
“You know, Joey dates older women,” Anthony Schifilliti, 54, told the NY Post about his 21-year-old son.
“We go out [together], Joey’s like my brother, almost. We’ll go out on double dates. I let him develop himself. I give him the right direction, and I let him be him.”
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However, Anthony almost drew the line when a male striptease took place.
“It was traumatic… we almost left the show,” Anthony told Daily Mail. “I was like, ‘What type of show is this? What are you get me involved in?’ They had to calm me down and talk me off the ledge.”
Crisis averted!
In addition to the inevitable drama that comes from daddies and sons trying to out dom top each other, upcoming episodes feature butt biting and the younger guys partying in red speedos.
Apparently MILF Manor is like every weekend in Fire Island.
We are not sure what else is about to happen at the manor, but we’re firmly seated!
You can watch more of the hot daddy/son action when MILF Manor airs Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on TLC.
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charlie_jackpot
There are the right videos from Ashley, 54 – if you look in the right places
jfabz
I looked and I liked.
Mr.Gavin Elster
Jeesh, more tacky, exploitave, fake, scripted “reality” programming. Sad TLC used to stand for “The Learning Channel ” Sad, as well, that in the TV world, 57 is considered old.
Kangol2
The Learning Channel is now the We Want $ channel.
Fwbsecrets
I see some people are still trying to push the idea that giant age differences are somehow “cool and normal” rather then “creepy, exploitative and needing therapy”. So sad.