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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!" "I bought it today," he says. "With what money?" says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. "Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." The father looks at him like he's crazy. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" he says. "It was the lady up the street," says the boy. "I don't know her name - they just ... Funny Ford Jokes Trucks, Funny Ford Jokes, Humour, Ford Jokes Hilarious, Parent Jokes Hilarious, Crazy Jokes Hilarious, Good Jokes Hilarious Funny, Things To Do In The Car, Best Jokes Ever Hilarious Laughing

This boy gets a brand new Truck for a bargain

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me...

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Vivek Sharma
Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet's beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world. Hilarious One Liners Quotes, Pun Jokes Hilarious, One Liner Jokes Hilarious, Funny One Liners Jokes, Really Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny One Liners Quotes, Funny Store Signs, Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour, Funny Signs Humor

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever Inter

Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet's beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world.

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iqsa
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new Husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding... -funny joke Humour, Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Old Man Funny, Old Man Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Women Jokes, Funny Marriage, Marriage Jokes

79 year old man gets naked when his wife doesn’t notice his cowboy...

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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Carmen Mintoff