If I was an evil genius, hell-bent on taking over the world, what would I do? I would find myself a bunch of trained monkeys to my bidding, and I would call them Republicrats, just to piss off both sides and to show them how ridiculous they all look. I would make it illegal for heterosexual couples to marry, only because I don’t want them ruining the sanctity of marriage in my new world, homosexuals okay but anyone else no way. I would allow all pets to keep their junk intact, while instead…