Christian jokes clean

Jokes don’t always need to be dirty to be funny. You can have funny, clean, wholesome jokes as well. Check out the top 62 Christian Humor jokes.

Three brothers each marry a woman.The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her:“When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” #funny, #joke, #humor

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...

Upon arriving he noticed two signs. One said, "Men who are bossed by their wives", the other one said, "Men not bossed by their Wives"... -funny joke

In this article we will enjoy this collection of funny Bible jokes. They range from funny, silly, and some are down right cheesy a.k.a dad jokes! Great for

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell... #funny, #joke, #humor

These Bible-themed one-liners really put the "ha" in Hallelujah.

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

He asks him what happened.His friends says, “Well I was in church and…”The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” #funny, #joke, #humor

Check out Beliefnet's library of funny jokes including religious jokes, Joke of the Day and family friendly jokes. For more sign up for our Joke of the Day newsletter.