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The Diabolical PBS Show That’ll Restore Your Faith in Reality TV

Producers selected three families to mimic late-19th-century homesteaders over five months. The resulting quarrels make the “Real Housewives” seem tame.

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Reality TV has become the victim of its own domination. Today it is all but impossible to find participants unlearned in the folkways of reality television. A “Real Housewives” viewer understands the show as not a documentary about women’s lives but an improvisatory melodrama whose characters strive to be depicted favorably in a documentary about women’s lives. They watch because it is funny, infuriating and at times harrowing to observe people, consumed with awareness of being filmed, trying to give the impression that they are not thinking almost exclusively about being filmed.

At one time, though, watching reality TV was more pruriently thrilling. Closer to the feeling of spying. The earliest content was shocking because it confirmed that people really acted that way: maliciously, idiotically, obliviously. The most riveting reality TV, therefore, must be excavated from the genre’s infancy: somewhere in the brief window between the first season of “The Real World” and the second season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” The purest stuff — the 190 proof stuff — comes from the 1880s, by way of 2001.

That was the year PBS producers selected three families to spend five months living in Montana, mimicking, as faithfully as possible, the experience of late-19th-century homesteaders. The resulting six episodes make up the most diabolically entertaining television ever created: “Frontier House.” Every great reality TV ingredient is abundant: a high degree of interpersonal conflict, a prison of one’s own making, characters who invite snap judgment and — crucially — reality. What makes “Frontier House” sublime is the variety of ways in which reality manifests: Fourth walls are pulverized as participants try to outfox production. One mother’s right to take (period-inauthentic) birth-control pills is debated. Surreally, the Sept. 11 attacks occur during filming; the cast is permitted to read newspaper coverage.

It is a testament to man’s ability to drive his neighbor insane that even in severely rugged conditions, and with hundreds of acres of perilous wilderness in play, tiffs between and among the members of two families provide most of the excitement. The first episode establishes the Glenns, from Tennessee, as the viewer surrogate. “We represent the majority of people in America,” says Karen Glenn, a sensible school nurse. Their foil family is the Clunes, led (impulsively) by a patriarch named Gordon. The Clunes embody, to an almost absurd extent, what people imagine when they accuse others of being “from California”; no one has ever been more from California than the Clunes, whose time on the frontier overlaps with construction of their new mansion in Malibu.

Next to the unflappable Glenns, the Clunes are revealed to be feckless, flighty, highfalutin’ crybabies. Their mislaid priorities are a common theme; compared with Karen and her 12-year-old daughter, the women of the Clune family — two teenagers, and Gordon’s glamorous wife, Adrienne — appear pathologically obsessed by their desire to use cosmetics. (Thwarted in their attempt to sneak mascara onto the frontier, the teenage girls are discovered to have — brilliantly — smuggled in Herbal Essences via honey bottle.)

The show’s neatest trick, then, is gradual allegiance inversion. Karen, adept at frontier living, resents that the Clunes do not seek her help. Over time, Gordon Clune comes to represent a sort of boogeyman figure to her and, by extension, to her family. In one of their increasingly nasty arguments, she and her husband, Mark, accuse each other of acting like Gordon: Mark (per Karen) because he is “playing the victim”; Karen (per Mark) because she is implacable. By the final episode, Karen has become consumed with the notion that the Clunes are “cheating.” (The show is not a contest.) The Clunes, by the way, are totally cheating. But, they argue with aplomb, by cheating — for instance, sneaking out of the production zone to trade food with their modern “neighbors” — they are living with perfect authenticity, surviving by any means necessary.

Not a single argument appears to occur on “Frontier House” for the sake of “drama.” They erupt out of exasperation and play out immediately and fully, without the belligerents retreating to the safety of “confessional” sets to reveal their true feelings. Quarrels between Karen and Mark are shot through with comments so cruel they would send Bravo combat vets reeling. In one scene, Karen informs the camera that she and Mark are “at divorce level” while Mark sits next to her; in another, she states matter-of-factly that Mark does not like being around her children (with whom they are sharing a one-room cabin). Mark affirms the second accusation, declaring, “I don’t think I want to be anybody’s stepfather.” He also compares his wife to Hitler.

Overhearing this in person, off camera, would never captivate as much as watching it on television. It is the voicing of such remarks, with total awareness that they are being recorded for national broadcast, that transforms disagreement into an act of staggering brutality, sadistic in its creation — and enjoyable only to sadists, which all reality-TV viewers are.

The most jarring moments are the final scenes, which depict participants resettling into modern life. The Clunes are gloomy in their oceanfront mansion; family members feel “lonely,” spread thin among cavernous rooms. In Karen’s Tennessee home, her 8-year-old son is shown wearing an unfamiliar glazed expression, mechanically playing a video game. Absent: Mark Glenn, revealed to have moved into his own apartment. They don’t make them like this anymore, thank God. Unfortunately.

Caity Weaver is a staff writer for The New York Times Magazine. More about Caity Weaver

A version of this article appears in print on  , Page 16 of the Sunday Magazine with the headline: ‘Frontier House’. Order Reprints | Today’s Paper | Subscribe

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