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DUNGENESS, ENGLAND: Large comfortable cottage; 2 double bedrooms + ensuite. Wi-Fi, wood stove. Stroll to fishing boats on beach or Derek Jarman’s famous garden. $1300 per week. www.wiwurri-dungeness.co.uk or annpatriciamcferran@gmail.com.
GREECE! Nature lovers’, historians’, and golfers’ paradise. Spectacular beaches. New luxury villa, 3BR 2.5BA, pool, gardens, kitchen, library, sea view in 5-star Navarino Dunes resort, Costa Navarino. All-resort access. Available weekly. Information. MHNavarino@gmail.com.
PARIS (SQUARE BERLIOZ—9TH ARR.), min. 1 year, Fiber+, 3BR/2Bth, beautiful full-floor condo, 4th floor elevator. Tel: (415) 922-8888. www.parisflat4u.com.
ROME FOR RENT: ROME, PIAZZA DEL POPOLO. Charming furnished flat with a nice view. 2BR (one double, one single). Large kitchen/dining room, one bathroom. Wi-Fi, TV, dishwasher, 4th floor with elevator. Air conditioning. 840 euros weekly, 2,500 euro monthly. For details contact benedetta.craveri@tiscali.it.
ST GERMAIN last floor, agreeably furnished, view, elevator. For two, exceptions can be made for three. nicusit3@gmail.com.
Rentals
UNIQUELY CHARMING writer’s cabin nested in protected New England forest—lovely sun/moon room, sleeping loft, kitchenette, bathroom, shower, woodstove, spacious deck. Reasonable rates. Apply: forestsanctuary1@gmail.com.
Vacation Rental
WAIKOLOA VACATION RENTALS offers a selection of 2 and 3-bedroom condo rentals and 5 and 6-bedroom home vacation rentals at Waikoloa Beach Resort. http://www.WaikoloaVacationRentals.com.
Writer’s House
IDYLLIC REMOTE RANCH CABINS. $1,500/a month. LongRanchRetreat.com. (415) 269 4256.
Bed & Breakfast
PEACEFUL ROOM with separate study/living room overlooking the English Channel in England’s only desert in Kent. Use of award-winning garden. Suitable for a writer. Wi-Fi etc. maya.balcioglu@gmail.com.
Personals
JEWISH LADY-ATTRACTIVE, slender, well spoken, educated seeks same attributes soulmate, male—66–76, tall. jjlcooper10@aol.com.
CYNICAL SF 39. Childfree, demisexual, autodidact. Enjoys crime novels, film noir & Ethiopian food. Seeks M or masc NB 30-50 for correspondence. Alectorrr@protonmail.com.
MANY BIRTHDAYS AND STILL FIT. Author with dry to ribald humor seeks one lady for now and then intellectual and and sensual excitement. San Francisco East Bay. SpartanFlan3@gmail.com.
DATING FOR BOOK LOVERS. Find a date that loves books. Join free. www.booklovers.dating.
IT’S NEVER TOO LATE for dreams to come true. I’m an eighty year old Los Angeles man ready to get married. mullisen@sbcglobal.net.
31YO, IRRESOLUTE and chainsmoking hetaera wants a dissolute, self-indulgent parvenu—must provide prenup in her favor: mandatory book dates, mutual love for the vintage and rare, and occasional mosh-pitting before death do us part. Wulfish.01@gmail.com.
Personal Services
DANIELLE’S LIP SERVICE: Phone chat. All credit cards and debit cards accepted. Personal and private discreet conversations. (773) 935-4995.
EXCELLENT MASSAGE BY EVA . . .OUTCALL ONLY
Lifeisapreciousgift@yahoo.com.
Announcements
AS OF APRIL 24, 2024, in the District Court in Carson City, Nevada. This is to make it known that Marie Michele Davis is filing for a divorce from Gregory Davis who resided at, 221 Ashland Place, Brooklyn, NY. Contact (775) 267-5896.
Book Production
GHOSTWRITER: Fulfill your dream of publishing a book! David Ferris, Columbia grad and bestselling author, has written dozens of titles for executives, leaders, and professionals of all stripes. oceansidewriting.com, david@oceansidewriting.com.
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We’ll write and publish your personal memoir or business
book using our easy end-to-end process. Request your free
consultation: NYBooks@MemoirGhostwriting.com.
Books for Sale
I HAVE 80,000 RARE, collectible, and used books for sale lot of 20 books bundled for $95 plus shipping discount on larger amounts please pick areas of interest and we will try to match. drrobertnorman@gmail.com.
Books
STARMEN by Francis Hamit, “ Magnificent M agical R ealism” 620 page novel. Buy at Google Play, B&N, Kobo, & Amazon. $24.99.
WANT TO LEARN about how the economy really works? Read: John Komlos, Foundations of Real-World Economics.
Collection for Sale
SELLING COMPLETE 45-YEAR collection of the NYRB, bounded and 25 years in NYRB boxes. Best offer. Contact fmontesnegret1@gmail.com.
Composition
A CHARISMATIC, AGING French rock star will compose and record an original song for you, your mom, your lover or your pet in French, English, or Franglais (recommended). US$200. Contact: lodbrogsagent@gmail.com imrelodbrog.com.
Crowd Funding
NEED HELP RAISING FUNDS for post operative cancer surgery. Severely incontinent. Trying to get artificial valve put in. If you have some spare change, please help. https://gofund.me/24685e91.
Travel
EXPERT-LED CULTURAL TOURS: archaeology/gastronomy/ walking in Britain, Croatia, Greece, Ireland, Italy, and Turkey. Gulet cruises and charters. Multi-award-winning Peter Sommer Travels. www.petersommer.com.
Miscellaneous
I AM KRANG’S ANDROID BODY. To actualize, I need your ideas. No pictures, only words to hyraxtelevisione@gmail.com.
THIS MIGHT BE one of the most important websites you ever see! www.ecoideaman.com.
Marketplace
Publication
FUTURE VIEWS MAGAZINE Pollution Solution, The Lamppost That Saved The World, the Zero mistake, Princess Diana, Breakdance Brexit. Crack the encoded short story. www.futureviews.co.
Therapeutic Services
AS A READER OF The New York Review of Books, you might be interested in an innovative and powerful new approach to anxiety, stress, and problems with peak performance—ARCHETYPE ENERGY TRANSFORMATION©—a novel synthesis of Jungian thought and energy psychology methods. For more information, visit drschilke.com.
PSYCHOTHERAPY FOR PERVERTS, WEIRDOS, and crazy cat people! Well my previous ad didn’t work so I thought I’d reword it! Being human is weird shit. https://www.johngillespietherapy. love.
Furniture Wanted
Writer’s Services
BOOK COACH Nonfiction and Memoir Serena Howlett (Berkeley, JD; Harvard, MPH). Let’s Talk! serenahowlett@gmail.com 617-875-8995.
EXTEND YOUR VOICE TO THE HISPANOSPHERE: MD, PhD (Comparative Literature), English-Spanish translator will make your literary, medical, and health-related prose accessible to the Spanish-speaking world. translator@normakaminsky.com.
I EDIT FICTION, NONFICTION, memoir, and poetry manuscripts. Seventy books I’ve edited have been published in the last twelve years. Free consultation. www.wyncooper.com; wyncooper@gmail.com.
TIME TO WRITE YOUR MEMOIR? Ghostwriting by New York Times best-selling author-biographer. (917) 673-6341; www.jackieaseditor.com.
YOU WANT TO PUBLISH; we’re here to help. WriteByNight offers feedback, editing, query writing, agent pitch packages. All writers, all genres. Free consultation: david@writebynight.net.
