Brett Kavanaugh

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“The United States Constitution explicitly protects my right to an uninterrupted flow of beer,” the Supreme Court Justice declared.

The jurist said that, after work last Friday, he dropped into a bar near the Supreme Court “to have a few pops,” and inadvertently forgot to take his briefcase when he left.

Kavanaugh “looked me in the eye and said that he considered Roe v. Wade the law of the land,” the senator said. “Nothing in his confirmation hearings suggested that he would ever be less than trustworthy with a woman.”

“Breyer was cool, because whenever we had a party at the courthouse he was good for one Solo cup—two, tops,” Kavanaugh told reporters.

The legal journalist Linda Greenhouse expects the new conservative majority to change American law on abortion, religion, and affirmative action.

The prestigious institution has tied itself in knots over a dispute involving one of its most popular—and controversial—professors, Amy Chua.

In oral arguments on Tuesday, Kavanaugh appeared inclined to let the Affordable Care Act stand even if the individual mandate is struck down.

“If a patron is seated at a bar at midnight, drinking should be allowed to continue for hours, if not days, until drinking has been completed,” Kavanaugh wrote.

Nicholas Bagley, an expert on health law, discusses the latest legal challenge to the A.C.A. and what the records of Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh suggest about future rulings.

Kavanaugh expressed concern that increasing the number of Justices without acquiring additional kegs might result in a “replay of the regrettable Beach Week incident.”

And the speakers keep piling up.

“When Trump said that she had been ‘nasty’ at the confirmation hearing, I had to go to YouTube and relive that glorious event,” one voter said.

The idea that the Chief Justice is dedicated to overturning Roe v. Wade seems fanciful in light of his latest opinion on abortion rights.

If the Administration appears to be growing bolder, it may be because, three years into the President’s first term, the nation’s highest courts are starting to bolster his agenda.

With the decision in Gundy v. United States, we are now explicitly on notice that the Court will likely abandon its long-standing tolerance of Congress delegating broadly to federal agencies.

In the case of Flowers v. Mississippi, a majority of Supreme Court Justices found that the prosecutor, Doug Evans, racially discriminated against Curtis Flowers. Thomas disagrees.

The Justices agree to hear another Second Amendment case, this time with Brett Kavanaugh on board.

The newest Supreme Court Justice said that the inspiration came to him while he was building a beer-can pyramid in his basement rec room.

As she mulls a run for the Presidency, the Minnesota lawmaker advises potential candidates, “You go not just where it’s comfortable but where it’s uncomfortable.”