We’ve had a ‘ biscuit vagina ’ - and now, thanks to Rylan Clark-Neal, we have a ‘poo cake'.
The presenter, who is filling in for Holly on This Morning while she buries her beloved nan, is taking part in this year’s celeb version of the Channel 4 baking series, which raises money for Stand Up To Cancer.
And it appears his prowess in the kitchen is not exactly of the highest calibre if this cake is anything to go by.
Poor Rylan was trying to create an edible version of the mystical island of Es Vedra in Ibiza - but sadly the brown lump of a monstrosity ended up looking more like a pile of dog mess.
He explained: “As you know I was a bit of an Ibiza child, and in Ibiza there’s this place called Es Vedra, it’s a beautiful rock - a brown rock - in the middle of the sea.
You go there to make your wishes, and I thought, I’m going to make Es Vedra out of meringue.
“In my defence, can I just say, I didn’t know that was how it was going to look until I did it.
“I thought, I want to get a rocky texture so I melted chocolate and hazelnuts.”
Phillip Schofield ripped it out of Rylan, comparing it to the poo emoji graphic.
“It’s even got the mouth!” Phil exclaimed.
Rylan, who is on tonight’s episode of Celebrity Bake Off with former Coronation Street star Michelle Keegan, said that the judges do eat the cake.
But when asked what they said about the brown pile, Rylan teased that viewers will have to “wait and see”.
This Morning airs weekdays from 10.30am on ITV.
