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Need a good laugh today? The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue). Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support 😆😆😆😆 #extraordinarynotordinary
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Do you: • worry about hurting your partner or family? • find it hard to express your feelings? • control your partner’s decisions? • sometimes blame your partner or someone else for your anger? • get told that you need to be accountable for hurting someone? Follow the QR code for more info
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Do you: • worry about hurting your partner or family? • find it hard to express your feelings? • control your partner’s decisions? • sometimes blame your partner or someone else for your anger? • get told that you need to be accountable for hurting someone? Follow the QR code for more info
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speaking of getting your affairs in order, give this a read if you still have a parent in your life: https://lnkd.in/gh6s6nE2 hat tip to chris at all the hacks for the recommendation.
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Career Alignment Coach: Transforming Careers: Helping Individuals Realign, Thrive and Excel in their Careers. Creating Outstanding CVs, Applications and Excelling at Interviews
January blues? Its a funny old month isn't it. I keep coming up against anxiety and I'm not seeing much of that new year spark. People saying that they are stuck in a rut and their work is playing a big part in their discomfort, whilst feeling guilty as things could be far worse. Things can always be worse for sure but that view isn't at all motivating. It's actually very demotivating and the rut deepens. How are you doing with January 2024? Why not book a free discovery call with me and tell me. #worry #careerscoaching #stuck
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As we ease into the weekend, I copied and pasted the below for you to muse over. Have a great weekend one and all 💋💋 FACTS ABOUT PERSONALITY ⚠️ 1. People will respect you based on how you respect yourself, talk to people and how you treat people around you with respect and good and positive energy. 2. No amount of bribery can make people love you if you're a bad person. 3. Good behavior attracts people to you, while bad behavior repels people. 4. Tell people your own story first. They will share theirs eventually. (The Art of Making Someone Confess). 5.Blind people are much sensitive. 6. If you want someone new to like you, then refer to people you’ve just met by their name. People love being referred to by their name and it will establish a sense of trust and friendship right away. 7.Be thankful for all the struggles you went through. They make you stronger, wiser and humble. Don't let it break you and let it make you. 8. Slow eaters generally like to be in control and know how to appreciate life. Fast eaters tend to be ambitious, goal-oriented, open to new experiences, and often impatient. 9. Before talking to a new person, a smile from you gains their positive approach towards you. 10.70% of people pretend to be okay simply because they don't want to annoy others with their problems. 11. You don’t have to be good at all things to be rich, but you have to be good at some things in which no one can beat you. 12. People think that to be strong is to never feel pain . But in reality, the strongest people are the ones who feel it but get through it. 13.Apparently, it will only take up to 4 minutes to decide whether you like someone or not. As such, if you want to make a good impression on someone, you have only got around 4 minutes to do so. For more, keep following Books Cruisers #bookscruisers #consistentbookreading #LightHouseBookClub #amyoursamlyrics__
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THE MYSTERY OF THE STOLEN PENCIL CASE, OR TALES OF A 1st GRADE NOTHING I bring to you a #FridayFunday tale of adventure, drama, and all-around suspense. No major leadership lessons or management insights to be learned, perhaps, other than: listen to your team (in my case, a 6-year-old), go with your gut, and be persistent. Scene: Monday morning, my 6-year-old daughter insists on taking her brand-new, super fancy, fully equipped pencil case to school. Does she return home with it? Alas, no! Apparently, it has gone missing. Theft is suspected. The suspect, according to my daughter: an albeit cute 6-year-old, with an apparent penchant for fancy pencil cases. And cool things in general. A frantic mama bear (me) reports the missing pencil case immediately to the class parents on WhatsApp. No response. Except an obvious, “did you check the lost and found?” from a fellow parent. Ha! If only it was that simple. This pencil case is too special to simply be lost, then found. Tuesday: nothing. (Mama bear rage persists) Wednesday: still no response from suspect’s parents. Then, lightbulb moment! Email. But of course! Email sent, Wednesday evening. No response. Thursday: second light bulb moment! Text message. No response. But then… Thursday evening: email reply. The coveted pencil case is indeed at the suspect’s house! Elation abounds. Mama bear likely more relieved than daughter. (Mamas get riled up over these things! Papa bears seem to stay cool.) And as if things couldn’t get better, a final light bulb moment. Perhaps herein lies, as well, the answer to the mystery of the missing tooth fairy tooth box?! Email confirmation received, the box is with the suspect. Both items to be returned to owner asap. And that my friends, is all in a week's work. Solving mysteries, while writing corporate content. Elementary, my dear Watson. #Parenting #Worklifebalance Laetitia Raphalen Photo legend: don't mess with this kid. Or her mom.
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THE 8 SOCIAL RULES YOU SHOULD LIVE BY EVERYDAY, ANYWHERE. 1. If a child shows you their drawing or painting, don't ask them what it is or try to guess; instead, ask them to explain it to you. 2. If someone tells you a joke and you don't think it's funny, you should still laugh so they don't end up feeling less of themselves. 3. When debating with someone, do not yell because it does not prove your point. 4. To prevent becoming a "unwanted guest," always call before visiting someone else's home. 5. Allow passengers to exit before entering public transport (this takes patience because everyone needs to get somewhere-you are not the only one in a hurry). 6. If you borrow a car from someone, return it to them with the petrol tank refilled and in good condition. 7. When you're done shopping, don't leave your cart in the middle of the aisle; instead, park it in the appropriate location. 8. If you end your apology with an excuse, the other person will think you are justifying your wrongdoing. If you agree and find this piece insightful kindly like, comment and share with other to inspire them. #lifeadvice #relationshipcoach #wednesdaymotivation
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