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Freedom of Thought Enthusiast

Today the views of my posts broke 7.5 million in the last 365 days here on LinkedIn. Thanks to all the readers and especially those who comment. Lately I've been writing more surreal absurdist satire here about CO2 / Methane / Climate Crisis of Deathly Doom / And so far, the LinkedIn AI seems to let me write whatever I want using Absurdist Surreal Satire (A.S.S.) as a literary device, without getting into trouble here. My serious posts on these topics tend to get far less views and conments than the ones where I gleefully skewer the crazy Climate Panic agenda with surreal satire. Anyway, thanks again to those who read my blatherings here : ) .

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David R.R. Webber

Consultant specializing in Election Integrity and Cloud AI frameworks and Cryptology technologies.

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It is good, but... what LinkedIn counts as an 'impression' is that someone scrolled down through your post, not clicked on it, not read it, it was just there in the scroll list. And since you like satire there probably are not enough monkeys at typewriters to click 7.5M times in 365 days on what drivel is passing their eyes by 🙄 😝

Wait. What??? Are you telling me that time traveling ducks aren’t real???

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Randall Hunt

Using geoscience to develop shale assets, conventional oil/gas, & subsurface storage

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Looking forward to seeing how your unique scientific contributions on the drivers of climate change will impact the outputs of LI’s neural network 😂

Tommy Holt

Husband, Father, Grandfather, Friend, People-Builder & Occasional Businessman

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Tom Kirkman I've just received notice from Gretchen Thunderbun in Europe, that the James Well-I'll-Be telescope has detected leakage of green energy from the Earth's atmosphere into the region of outer space known as "where stupid ideas go to die," and that the leakage has been traced to the aggregation of bovinethane energy needed to support the intelligently artificiality of the reposts, comments, likes and other interactions with your 7.5MM+ Impressions. Heck, I didn't even know you did impressions. What a talented guy! 😎

Philip Reed

Blue collar lending guy—oil and gas, trucking, construction, manufacturing, staffing

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Interesting seeing the trend of decreasing peaks

Michael Rada

H U M A N & INDUSTRY 5.0 FOUNDER

2w

Congratulation Tom Kirkman looking forward to talk to you soon

Mark Pinder 🇺🇸

Hardware Whisperer, Professional Knobologist, Navy Vet, Amateur Saucerer and Occam’s Strop

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Your posts are causing more Global W@rming than Al Gore's private jet. You know that, don't you? all those data centers spinning fans, running processors and air conditioners, just so you can have fun! You should be ashamed of yourself! 😉 #Sarcasm

Paul Harris

Seeking opportunities

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Need to buy you a pint of London Pride Tom ;) Go well

Rob Berridge (EngTech TMIET)

Managing Director at Rob Berridge Heating Design Consultants

2w

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Bravo Tom. 👌

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