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abhinav tiwari

Curating Insights & Innovating in GPU Compiler | Performance Analyst at Qualcomm | LLVM Contributor | Maintain News Letter | AI/ML in Compiler

1y

Because window ask for update anytime And it do auto.update Just imagine a scenario you are launching your satellite from your device and windows start auto updating 😭

Todd Pauley, CISSP, CISM

Deputy CISO | Cybersecurity Evangelist | Speaker | Risk Management

1y

All space jokes suck. I think it’s vacuum related. 🥁

Michal Szadkowski

Senior Business Development Executive- Nearshore Outsourcing | AI/Data Science | Technical Staff Augmentation | Dedicated Teams | Machine Learning | Fintech | Cyber Security | Same Timezone |

1y

It is a funny joke....

Sokhom Ratanak

Head of Digital QA Automation Department

1y

Imagine Astronauts using Window and getting the blue screen while having a critical mission in space 🤣

Zohar Hubara 🇮🇱

System Administrator at Ministry of Health Israel

1y

Daniel Levit You become to an Astronat🤣

Joseph R.

Vulnerability Analysis | Network Security | Technical Troubleshooting | Cloud Computing | Cybersecurity

1y

Also, windows will crash.

Arlindo Biezon Neto

Web Developer at Henry Schein Brazil

1y

Gustavo Marques, essa piado tem selo Jeferson Adoli Golfetto de qualidade

Jeremy G. Pepe, CISSP

Flight Commander at Air National Guard

1y

😏 I used to have a flow chart on my office door "Are you stupid?" (Yes = Apple, No = Next Decision) "Do you have a life?" (Yes = Windows, No = Linux) 😂

Dushyant Pal

Software Engineer @ Infosys.

1y

maybe because they don't like things that "Crash"

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Amber Cutting

Development Associate at Lightsource bp

1y

Terry Hodges Sheldon March Daniel Wade Chelsea G. - contender for best tech joke? I think it beats all the ones we threw around in the office!

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