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Check out our latest blog post to read all about the 2024 Texas FFA State Convention! Spoiler alert — the students were exceptional and despite the weather, we had FUN! 💙💛🌦️
Read the full blog post here: https://lnkd.in/g4bnqxKt#TexasFFA#AgStrong#WeatheredTheStorm
𝑬𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏.
One thing I always reinforce by watching #sports or #wildlife is that while #defense is critically important, it’s much easier to defend through offense Hence, “the best way to #defend is to #attack.”
On the offense, you don’t have to be perfect; even a modest 5-10% #success rate can get you over the line. With defense however, just one mistake can cost you the game, requiring you to seek a perfect block 100% of the time, which is much more difficult to achieve.
Moral of the story: 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒌 𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒆
Everybody knows the ABC’s… but do you know the ABC’s of #FederalAPGs?! Follow along this week as we highlight Agency Priority Goals🥅 from A to Z & how they impact everyday life!
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YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS HE SAID IT NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE SAYS "FAKE NEWS"!
Welcome to the Ultimate Showdown: Conning Conundrum Syndrome vs. Trump Derangement Syndrome!
In one corner, we have... Conning Conundrum Syndrome (CCS)!
- Symptoms: Unshakable loyalty, denial reflex, and the blame game shuffle. Victims insist they haven't been conned by Trump and Putin, despite overwhelming evidence that could make a blindfolded jury shout "Guilty!"
And in the other corner, we have... Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)!
- Symptoms: Uncontrollable eye-rolling at the mention of Trump, spontaneous fits of fact-checking, and an intense urge to debunk every tweet. Accused sufferers vehemently oppose Trump, sometimes with a fervor that rivals a sports fan during the playoffs.
CCS - "Conning Conundrum Syndrome" is like having a GPS that stubbornly refuses to recalibrate. You're headed for a cliff, but it keeps saying, "Turn right in 100 feet." You’re convinced the destination is glorious, but spoiler alert: it’s a steep drop into reality.
TDS - "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is like having a highly sensitive radar that detects every single Trump-related blip, no matter how small. You’re hyper-aware of every move, comment, and typo, often resulting in high blood pressure and a sudden urge to tweet.
Denial vs. Obsession
- CCS: "No way, Trump’s perfect!"
- TDS: "No way, Trump’s terrible!"
Blame Game vs. Blame Flame
- CCS: "What about those emails?"
- TDS: "What about that tax return?"
Loyalty vs. Paranoia
- CCS: "Trump could do no wrong."
- TDS: "Trump can do no right."
The Hilarious Hypocrisy:
- CCS sufferers are like fans at a magic show, utterly convinced that the magician’s tricks are real, while TDS sufferers are the skeptics yelling, "I see the wires!"
- CCS Remedy: "Come on, admitting you've been conned isn't that bad. Think of it like realizing the magician pulls rabbits out of hats, not thin air."
- TDS Remedy: "Hey, take a breath. Sometimes it’s okay to let a tweet pass by without a full investigation. Not every blip is a bombshell."
In the grand scheme of things, both CCS and TDS could use a little bit of perspective, a dash of humor, and a lot less stress. After all, life’s too short to be stuck in a syndrome, right?
So, whether you’re staunchly defending or constantly critiquing, remember to laugh along the way. Because in the end, we’re all just trying to navigate this crazy world, one conundrum at a time.
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Sheehy of Montana, another MAGA! He maybe a Honorable Vet, but he’s a shameful follower…I hope he is faking loyalty to a MAGA group that thinks Vets are “Suckers and Losers”
Today we remember Todd Ian Prince. He entered the Class of 1999 as a member of B3 (Go Bandits!) and was a member of the Corps Squad Lacrosse team. Todd died on January 2, 1996 in an automobile accident during winter break our Plebe year. “Todd was a force of nature. Even 26 years later, the positive impact he made on all those blessed enough to know him remains strong,” said Margaret Haenn, Todd’s Bandit classmate in 2022.
May we think today of his mother and father, Ruby and Hank, and his 3 brothers, Chad, Jesse (USMA ’04), and Nash. Please take a moment to remember, honor, and reflect.
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Happy 4th! 🇺🇸