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Greg thinks this is an acceptable amount of milk in his cereal. How wrong is he?

  • a bowl of muesli cereal with way too much milk in it
Leigh Garland

One half of Doubly Good. Still twice as good.

1w

How wrong is Greg? Let me count the ways. He's wrong with the breadth and depth and height this bowl can be filled. For the choice of cereal, the level of milk, the overt cheeriness of the red berry. He is wrong for the absence of puffed rice, of cocoa powder, of tiny marshmallow leprechauns. Wrong, as humanity strives for comfort. Wrong, as a hipster yearns for more avocado. Wrong, as a child weeps for an amusing mascot. Yet, as Greg is wrong, and the world continues on its axis We take pleasure from knowing that, for Greg, there is no better way. He is at peace, from now, until lunchtime or death. Whichever comes first.

what are you lot on about, greg is bang on!

Clare West

Finance Editor | Investing Insiders

1w

I'm sorry but I just don't see anyone who does that as a serious person. Only children 5 and under are allowed to drown cereal.

Claire C.

Strategic Development Consultant | COO Services in Natural Capital and Product launch | Wind farm and planning experience | Board Member of an Agriculture non profit and a STEM CIC | DACH and UK

1w

I thought we all agreed that granola needs yoghurt not milk. Outrageous.

Tink Blauth-Muszkowski

Copy that isn't sloppy•Brand Creative Copywriter & Pop Culture Writer

1w

For a granola based cereal I think this is a perfect ratio but would not be happy if my coco pops were drowned like that

Perfect amount of milk to add more cereal, Greg.

Craig Williams 🟣

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1w

If people are allowed to go for an early morning swim, so should cereal

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