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Can you even believe this is happening??? I mean, come on, we're talking about adults here, not kids in a classroom! But apparently, Dell is on a mission to get their remote workers back into the office, and they're not holding back with their tactics. According to recent reports, Dell is implementing a color-coded system to track employees' office attendance, with remote workers getting slapped with a big ol' red flag on their record. What's next, gold stars for good behavior? Sources close to Dell revealed that the company is keeping tabs on badge usage to monitor who's showing up to the office and who's not. This move has even sparked what's being dubbed as "coffee badging," where employees try to game the system to avoid being tethered to their desks all week. And it's not just about tracking attendance anymore. Dell seems set on dragging their employees back to the office, even if it means dangling promotions like a carrot on a stick. But wait, it gets even better. Dell's latest plan involves assigning employees one of four color statuses based on their office attendance: - blue for the office die-hards - green for the regulars - yellow for those who show up sometimes - red for the remote warriors. It's like a traffic light for your career, and red means stop! Now, I don't know about you, but this all feels a bit... extreme, doesn't it? I mean, yes, we've heard of companies wanting their employees back in the office, but Dell is taking it to a whole new level. And if you thought Dell's return-to-office saga couldn't get any crazier, think again. This is just the latest in their ongoing battle to get people back into the office. They've been laying down mandates left and right, from requiring employees to make the trek to the office three times a week to setting a minimum of 39 office days per quarter, no matter where you live. I'm sorry but I just don't understand. Tracking employees like they're back in elementary school won't build a thriving workplace culture. Trust, autonomy, and flexibility are the real keys to unlocking productivity and innovation. #RemoteWork #Dell #ReturnToOffice #Employees

Dell Cracks Down on Remote Workers (Again) with Red Flag System

Dell Cracks Down on Remote Workers (Again) with Red Flag System

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Nomi (Slack) Lehman

$40 Million Plus Success-Above-Plan Since 2012 | Ex-Dell, Circle of Excellence (Top 1%) | Hyper-Growth Expert™️ Producing 10X Account Growth | Enterprise Account Executive | Building Real Relationships Daily

3mo

As a former Dell employee of 8 years - they have always been like this. They hire, rehire, and promote beautiful people who all look the same no matter their performance. Michael Dell is a Texas Republican who is chummy with Elon Musk. That tells us all we need to know and we must never forget it.

Marty K

Old school street programmer and prog rock fan. Unqualified but trying guitar player.

3mo

From my experience, there is more collaboration between workers in working remote than in an office. I will never go back to working in an office and one of many reasons I would never work for Silicon Valley or fake Silicon Valley companies.

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