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The reaction to this so far has been awesome - universally great reviews. Our first entry into blending different whiskies together under the Knob…
The reaction to this so far has been awesome - universally great reviews. Our first entry into blending different whiskies together under the Knob…
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Some people buy vacuums on Prime Day. Others buy gallon jugs of hot sauce (right?) What’s your favorite hot sauce? Hi5, LD 🌶️
Some people buy vacuums on Prime Day. Others buy gallon jugs of hot sauce (right?) What’s your favorite hot sauce? Hi5, LD 🌶️
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Demon Freaks
Fiery Seas Publishing
Demon Freaks is a horrifically funny horror/comedy novel with fangs and golf balls.
It’s the night before the SAT test. The forces of darkness are stirring.
Twin brothers, Bing and Ron Slaughter, know they’ve got to cram like their lives depend on it because their college plans sure do. If they don’t ace the test, they’ll be doomed to spend the rest of their days flipping burgers at the McDonald’s their parents run. That’s why they hatch a plan to meet up with the members of…Demon Freaks is a horrifically funny horror/comedy novel with fangs and golf balls.
It’s the night before the SAT test. The forces of darkness are stirring.
Twin brothers, Bing and Ron Slaughter, know they’ve got to cram like their lives depend on it because their college plans sure do. If they don’t ace the test, they’ll be doomed to spend the rest of their days flipping burgers at the McDonald’s their parents run. That’s why they hatch a plan to meet up with the members of their punk band, the Ephits, spend the night studying at a secluded cabin in the woods, and maybe squeeze in a little jamming. What could go wrong with a brilliant plan like that?
Ancient evil. That’s what.
As a cataclysmic lightning storm rolls in, Bing, Ron and the rest of the Ephits find themselves tangled in a sinister plot to summon a demon. Yes, demons are real. To survive the night, the band must find a malevolent artifact, battle bloodthirsty monsters and stand against the most dangerous and powerful foe humanity has ever faced…the Golfer’s Association. -
Fish Wielder
Fiery Seas Publishing
"This is one wild romp! I'm not sure I've seen such preposterously determined critic-baiting parody since Xanth or Asprin's Myth-Begotten series. I recommend it to anyone." ―Piers Anthony, New York Times Bestselling Author
Fish Wielder is kind of like Lord of the Rings, set in Narnia, if it was written by the guys who made Monty Python and the Holy Grail while they were listening to the music of They Might Be Giants.
In ancient times, the Dark Lord Mauron cooked the most…"This is one wild romp! I'm not sure I've seen such preposterously determined critic-baiting parody since Xanth or Asprin's Myth-Begotten series. I recommend it to anyone." ―Piers Anthony, New York Times Bestselling Author
Fish Wielder is kind of like Lord of the Rings, set in Narnia, if it was written by the guys who made Monty Python and the Holy Grail while they were listening to the music of They Might Be Giants.
In ancient times, the Dark Lord Mauron cooked the most powerful magic chocolate dessert ever made, the Pudding of Power. One thousand and two years later, the evil leader of the Bad Religion, the Heartless One, is trying to recover the lost pudding in order to enslave the peoples of Grome. Only the depressed barbarian warrior Thoral Might Fist and his best friend, Brad the talking Koi fish, have a chance to save the world of Grome from destruction, but that's going to take a ridiculous amount of magic and mayhem. Thus begins the epically silly epic fantasy of epic proportions, Fish Wielder—book one of the Fish Wielder Trilogy. -
Fish Wielder
Fiery Seas Publishing
Named one of the Best 100 Indie Books of 2017 by Kirkus Reviews, winner of the TCK Readers' Choice Awards for Best Fantasy Novel of 2017. Short-listed for the 2017 OZMA Fantasy Award.
Fish Wielder is kind of like Lord of the Rings, if it were set in Narnia, but written by the guys who made Monty Python and the Holy Grail while they were listening to the music of They Might Be Giants.
In ancient times, the Dark Lord Mauron cooked the most powerful magic chocolate dessert ever…Named one of the Best 100 Indie Books of 2017 by Kirkus Reviews, winner of the TCK Readers' Choice Awards for Best Fantasy Novel of 2017. Short-listed for the 2017 OZMA Fantasy Award.
Fish Wielder is kind of like Lord of the Rings, if it were set in Narnia, but written by the guys who made Monty Python and the Holy Grail while they were listening to the music of They Might Be Giants.
In ancient times, the Dark Lord Mauron cooked the most powerful magic chocolate dessert ever made, the Pudding of Power. One thousand and two years later, the evil leader of the Bad Religion, the Heartless One, is trying to recover the lost pudding in order to enslave the peoples of Grome. Only the depressed barbarian warrior Thoral Mighty Fist and his best friend, Brad the talking Koi fish, have a chance to save the world of Grome from destruction, but that's going to take a ridiculous amount of magic and mayhem. Thus begins the epically silly epic fantasy of epic proportions, Fish Wielder—book one of the Fish Wielder Trilogy.
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The Helm
Dark Horse comics
Matt Blurdy's day has gone from crap to worse. Not only did his girlfriend break his heart at work — and in front of all of the video — store patrons but he just got fired. On the way home, Matt decides to quiet his aching heart with a brief detour to a garage sale. When an ancient-looking helmet calls to him as "the Chosen One," exhorting him to don the mantle of the "Valhalladrim," Matt touches it with trembling fingers-and is jolted by raw magical power. Holy crap! Is he going to be a…
Matt Blurdy's day has gone from crap to worse. Not only did his girlfriend break his heart at work — and in front of all of the video — store patrons but he just got fired. On the way home, Matt decides to quiet his aching heart with a brief detour to a garage sale. When an ancient-looking helmet calls to him as "the Chosen One," exhorting him to don the mantle of the "Valhalladrim," Matt touches it with trembling fingers-and is jolted by raw magical power. Holy crap! Is he going to be a superhero? Is this why he always felt special even when everyone else thought he was a loser? Then the helm gets a sense of whom it's dealing with. Suddenly, it changes its tune: "I was mistaken. You are not the chosen one. Good day." But for once in his life, Matt's not taking no for an answer. Not today.
"I laughed, I cried, I winced, I waltzed, it became a part of me! I think it's peaches!" --Harlan Ellison
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