RORSCHACH TEST
Hannah Einbinder on Divas, Swifties, and Industry Plants
Hannah Einbinder wears Jacket, Skirt, Belt and Shoes Tod’s.
To mark the finale of the oustanding third season of Hacks, its star Hannah Einbinder gives it to us straight on nepo babies, earthquakes, and award show bathrooms.
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BOMBING ON STAGE
“A masochist’s delight. Hurts so good.”
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EARTHQUAKES
“I eat earthquakes for breakfast without any milk. Write that, baby.”
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BISEXUAL RIGHTS
“J’adore.”
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NEPO BABIES
“Ever-present. Here to stay.”
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POLYCULES
“Community members.”
Dress Valentino.
GEMINIS
“Misunderstood and totally seen.”
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INDUSTRY PLANTS
“Scary, frightening.”
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BAR MITZVAHS
“Never met a 13-year-old boy who was actually a man, but there’s always an open bar, so I’m for it.”
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PRONOUNCING YOUR LAST NAME
“A fool’s errand.”
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DIVAS
“A word I would use to refer to my group of friends and an attitude I enjoy in a woman.”
Jacket, Top, Skirt, and Bag FENDI
SUITS
“The business kind. I would say the garments hot, the euphemism not.”
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SELLING SUNSET
“I don’t watch it. And you can print that in your little magazine.”
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KEEPING PASSOVER
“I respect whatever choices people want to make in the privacy of their own home and I expect the same respect as I go headfirst into a bagel. I just feel like we’re no longer slaves and we should actually be experiencing the delights of freedom. We got the sourdough starter, honey.”
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FYC CAMPAIGNS
[Spoken like Joan Crawford] “Well, we all want to be considered, don’t we?”
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BRING IT ON
“Transformational text, life-changing piece of art tattooed on my frontal lobe. Huge part of who I am. I became a cheerleader because I watched that movie.”
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AWARD SHOW BATHROOMS
“More treacherous than Death Valley in summer.”
Jacket, Skirt, and Belt Tod’s.
MICHELLE VISAGE
“Powerful hair, glasses, voice.”
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
“Well, I want to live, so I will say great. The Swifties are ruthless. They will send my mom a dead cat’s head or something.”
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TINY HOMES
“Love. So sustainable.”
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THE TIKTOK BAN
“Weirdo-deirdo fascist behavior. It’s like, ‘What is this? Russia?'”
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VAMPIRE WEEKEND
“Put 2012 on their back.”
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BOBS
“The backbone of this nation.”
Jacket, Skirt, and Shoes by AMI Paris.
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Hair: Jerrod Roberts at The Wall Group
Makeup: Molly Greenwald using Shani Darden Skin Care at A-Frame Agency
Nails: Erin Moffett using ORLY at Art Department
Fashion Assistant: Jack Westmore
Dead cat by The Swifties
