Fist Fight (2017)
Charlie Day: Andy Campbell
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Quotes
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Campbell : Teachers can't fight!
Strickland : We're gonna handle our differences like real men.
Campbell : What differences?
Strickland : You got a job and I don't! That's the fucking difference!
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Campbell : [Grabs baseball bat] Batter up, bitch!
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Strickland : [From red-band trailer] What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke?
Coach Crawford : Oh, shit.
Strickland : Don't have money for books. We got money for this new fucking...
Campbell : All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland : [to machine] Coffee.
Coach Crawford : You're going to fuck that coffee machine up.
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Campbell : I'm fucking done with this shit! Strickland wants to fuck with me? Campbell's going to fuck right back!
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Campbell : [Covered in blue paint] Motherfucking little motherfucking sons of bitches!
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Campbell : Look, we can get caught up in the whole statement game. Who said what and what they meant by what they said, and what words mean when people say them, and, you know, who's making a statement and what the statement means, and whose statement has something to do with something that someone else says. And, see, statements get... You know? And then...
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Campbell : [Annoying Mehar] Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
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Campbell : Something occurred to me as I was being dragged down a flight of stairs by a horse on meth!
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Strickland : [complaining about the coffee machine] how the fuck do you work this shit?
Strickland : [notices Campbell drinking coffee and points at him] you. Campbell!
Campbell : [nervously] me?
Strickland : You're the only one drinking coffee right?
Campbell : Uh, yeah no I mean. I got a light roast cappuccino.
Strickland : Well get your light roast ass over here and help me fix a cup.
Campbell : Right yeah sure. Sorry I don't know why I was resisting that. Yeah so it's a new machine.
Strickland : No shit.
Campbell : It's state of the art though, all you gotta do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland : [yelling at the machine thinking it's voice activated] Coffee!
Campbell : You know. I'll do it for you and I think that's just the easiest. Right. So you got your drink selections down here and flavors. You got hazelnut... .
Strickland : I just want regular coffee.
Campbell : Shoot. Doesn't seem to be an option. Um, how about an Americano? It's basically the same thing. So I just pick "americano" right? And you can go medium, light, dark. You look like a or not look like you would want medium and then you hit brew.
Campbell : And it's done. Thank god. One americano for you. Cheers.
Strickland : [drinks his coffee but then tosses the cup in the garbage can] taste like shit. Fucking waste of money.
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Campbell : Teachers don't fight!
