Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Mike Myers: Ray Foster
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Quotes
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[after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody]
Ray Foster : It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
Freddie Mercury : I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
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[after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody]
Ray Foster : Bohemian...
Brian May : Rhapsody. It's poetic.
Ray Foster : What on earth is it about? Scaramouche? Galileo? Beelzebub? And that Ismallah business?
Freddie Mercury : Bismillah.
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Ray Foster : We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.
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Ray Foster : Bohemian...
Brian May : Rhapsody.
Ray Foster : Rhapsody. What is that?
Freddie Mercury : An epic poem.
Ray Foster : It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
Freddie Mercury : I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
[pause]
Freddie Mercury : And you know what? We're going to release it as our single.
Ray Foster : [laugs] Not possible. Anything over three minutes, and the radio stations won't program it. John?
John Reid : Yeah, we need radio. Format is three minutes.
Ray Foster : What about 'I'm in Love with My Car'?
[disappointed look on Queen's faces before Freddie kicks Ray's desk]
Ray Foster : Well, that's the kind of songs teenagers can crank up the volume in their car and bang their heads to. 'Bohemian Rhapsody' will never be that song.
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[from trailer]
Ray Foster : Mark these words: NO ONE will play Queen.
Jim Beach : Fortune favors the bold.
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Ray Foster : Mark these words: if they're not careful, by the end of the year, no one will know the name Queen.
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[from trailer]
Brian May : We want to do something different.
Ray Foster : It's my money, I say what goes!
Brian May : We can't simply repeat ourselves.
Freddie Mercury : No... we can do better.
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Ray Foster : Bismillah bullshit! I paid for this record, so I say what goes!
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Ray Foster : Mark these words: if they're not careful, by the end of the year, no one will know the name Queen.
[a rock is thrown through the window]
Ray Foster : Christ!
Freddie Mercury : [down on the street] You can take that out of our royalties! Twat!
Ray Foster : Wanker!
Brian May : You can shove your gold discs! You made a mistake, Foster!
Freddie Mercury : Asshole!
Ray Foster : You'll never have a gold disc, you medium talent!
[to Paul]
Ray Foster : And to think, I worked with Hendrix.
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Ray Foster : Are you aware that no one actually likes opera?