Monster House (2006)
Jason Lee: Bones
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Quotes
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Zee : You know, I saw an ambulance here today.
Bones : So?
Zee : So, maybe Nebbercracker really did die.
Bones : We should be so lucky. The guy is evil.
Zee : Nah, he's just a grouchy old dude.
Bones : Oh, really, Zee? When I was ten years old, I had a kite. *Awesome* kite. I could fly it so high, you couldn't see it! One day, it crashed down. I followed the string, and it ended right over there, across the street, right at the edge of his lawn.
Zee : Ohhh...
[leans in close]
Zee : Did he take your kite?
Bones : Pssh, yeah! He takes whatever lands on his lawn, but that's not the point. The point is that I saw him talking to his house... and kissing it.
[leans in to kiss Zee, but turns away at the last second]
Bones : Besides, everybody knows what he did to his wife.
Zee : Why? What? What did he do to her?
Bones : He ate her!
[growls and tackles Zee off the couch and onto the floor]