Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
Kathy Ireland: Destiny Demeanor
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Quotes
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Colt : So what are you doing here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor : Waiting for you.
Colt : I mean, what brought you here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor : A taxi.
Colt : Yeah, but why?
Miss Destiny Demeanor : My car's in the shop.
Colt : [Colt holds up a cue card to Destiny, reading] "I mean... Why the hell did you come here?"
Miss Destiny Demeanor : The police station would have made me nervous.
Colt : You better go.
Miss Destiny Demeanor : You're not even gonna ask me why I tracked you down?
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Becker : Do you sleep in the nude?
Miss Destiny Demeanor : Only when I'm naked.
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Miss Destiny Demeanor : Ow.
Jack Colt : What?
Miss Destiny Demeanor : Painful cuticle.
Jack Colt : You think that's painful?
[touches face]
Jack Colt : Razor burn.
Miss Destiny Demeanor : [holding stomach] Retaining water.
Jack Colt : [lifts shirt, revealing metal piece in flesh] Nickle beer night, Dodger stadium.
Miss Destiny Demeanor : [points to scars] And these? Vietnam?
Jack Colt : [shakes head] Parochial school. Grenade...
[rips left arm off]
Jack Colt : riot at a Love Connection taping.
Miss Destiny Demeanor : That's nothing.
[pulls her hair forward, revealing a metal plate]
Miss Destiny Demeanor : Plate in my head: Elective surgery. I was a fool.
Jack Colt : Try this:
[opens chest, revealing hamster riding a wheel]
Jack Colt : Low-budget organ transplant.
Miss Destiny Demeanor : Oh, Colt... enough foreplay. We were made for each other.