The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
Wayne Kaatz: Rob (The Master)
Quotes
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Black and White TV : Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of... of... TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS!
[Burts out laughing and collapses]
Rob : Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat.
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Mother : Rob, are you sure you have enough underwear?
Rob : Mom, you packed enough underwear to stock the whole dorm.
Mother : Did you pack enough socks?
Rob : Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything, I'm going to college. It's just college.
Mother : Just give me something to worry about.
Rob : [talking over his mother] I'm your mother.
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Rob : [searching the cabin for his appliance] Where's the toaster?
[Toaster is thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster]
Rob : Where's the vacuum?
[Kirby is thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster]
Kirby : No!
Rob : What's going on? Where's the radio? Where's the lamp and blanket?
[Radio, Lampy, and Blankey are thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster]
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Rob (The Master) : [doorbell rings] Oh that's probably Chris, we're going out to the cabin today and pick up like the old lamp and radio and stuff I can use them at the dorm.
Mother : Oh, terrific.
Chris : Hi Rob, you ready.
Rob (The Master) : Yeah. Goodbye Mom.
[leaves]
Mother : Take your sweater!
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Rob (The Master) : [Rob and Chris are driving to the cabin] You're going to like this cabin too bad we have to sell it.
[They later arrived at the cabin]
Chris : Boy, you are some lucky kid.
Rob (The Master) : Yup every summer for as long as I can remember. We'd be running all over this place.
[Opens the door for Chris]
Rob (The Master) : come on in. It's the greatest isn't it
Chris : [the house is a mess] You guys sure did some weird stuff with your furniture.
Rob (The Master) : [confused] Huh? Well... What happened? This is.. well geez. Somebody really trashed the whole cottage.
Chris : You big Dumbo didn't you lock the doors?
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Mother : You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp will look so cute in your dorm room.
Chris : Go for it!
Rob : Well, what are you going to read by, then?
Mother : Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out.
Rob : Thanks, Mom, but I'm not taking any of your stuff. I'll just pick up some cheap stuff at some old appliance store like... whatever.
Black and White TV : That's right, folks! Appliances! Cheap appliances! Available now at Ernie's Disposal!
Rob : Where's a good bargain place around here?
Chris : You should have gone for the new stuff.
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Rob (The Master) : Bye, mom! I love you!
Mother : I'll call you tonight!
[Rob, Chris and the appliances all drive off]
Mother : You forgot your sweater!