The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
Jonathan Benair: Black and White TV
Quotes
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Black and White TV : Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of... of... TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS!
[Burts out laughing and collapses]
Rob : Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat.
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Chris : Hey, what about Rooney's down on 53rd? They've got like used vacuums and junk.
Black and White TV : This just in: Rooney's vacuums found to be uh... um... carcinogenic in recent lab tests. Big, big tumors on those rats. Bleagh! We've got photos to prove it,
[photos of showgirls]
Black and White TV : and I don't even wanna look at them. Uhh!
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The Radio : Why if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears!
Black and White TV : Why if it isn't ol' loudmouth!
Blanky : Hey, TV!
Lampy : How ya doing?
Black and White TV : Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.
Toaster : The cabin hasn't been the same since they took you away.
Kirby : Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.
Black and White TV : [grinning] Well I see you haven't changed.
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Black and White TV : Boy if he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive out to the cab...
[Plugsy switches the station; an announcer speaks Spanish]
Lampy : Hey!
The Radio : What's the idea?
Plugsy : Oh, many pardons. Was you watchin' that channel?
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Lampy : Boy, he sure has grown!
The Radio : Look at him! What a heartbreaker!
Toaster : He graduated too!
Kirby : Of course. He knows how to work hard.
Blanky : He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.
Black and White TV : [good-naturedly] Still needs ya? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!
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Mother : You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp will look so cute in your dorm room.
Chris : Go for it!
Rob : Well, what are you going to read by, then?
Mother : Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out.
Rob : Thanks, Mom, but I'm not taking any of your stuff. I'll just pick up some cheap stuff at some old appliance store like... whatever.
Black and White TV : That's right, folks! Appliances! Cheap appliances! Available now at Ernie's Disposal!
Rob : Where's a good bargain place around here?
Chris : You should have gone for the new stuff.
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Black and White TV : A bargain in every buck! A buck in every pocket! A pocket in... um... every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus, where you ride the Ferris Wheel of Values for a better tomorrow!