Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)
Christopher Malcolm: Jud
Quotes
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Colonel Ticonderoga : Let me just ask you one question. There's one thing I'm most curious about. Why bring the body here? My god, this is a home! People live here!
Jim : Well, Colonel, we didn't know exactly what to do with him.
Colonel Ticonderoga : Bury him! How 'bout that? Don't you think that's a good idea?
Jud : Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel!
Colonel Ticonderoga : I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?
Jim : No sir.
Colonel Ticonderoga : Gee whi-iz!
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Colonel Ticonderoga : You missed! How could you miss?
Jud : Even with these sights we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these weapons before, there's a definite wind factor, AND we have a problem with the sun!
Colonel Ticonderoga : Just shoot, okay?
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Colonel Ticonderoga : Jud, throw another faggot on the fire.
Jud : A what?
Colonel Ticonderoga : A log! Throw another log on the fire.