Million Dollar Legs (1932)
W.C. Fields: The President
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Quotes
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The President : Hello sweetheart.
Migg Tweeny : Listen, my name's Tweeny.
The President : You'll always be sweetheart to me.
Migg Tweeny : I know, I know, but there's talk already.
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Angela : Father, they won't hurt him, will they?
The President : Only for about two hours - then they'll shoot him.
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The President : Any you mugs been playing my harmonica? It's busted.
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Migg Tweeny : After all, what's eight million dollars? Take off the zeroes and what have you got?
The President : We've got the zeroes. What's bothering me is the eight!
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The President : Where are we going to get the rest of the athletes?
Migg Tweeny : I'll find them. You got bill collectors in this country?
The President : Thousands of them.
Migg Tweeny : Then you got runners.
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The President : Everything must be secret. I'm surrounded by spies. Sometimes I mistrust myself.
Migg Tweeny : Why listen, don't talk to yourself. And if you do - lie.
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The President : Take this to my Privy Counselor.
Migg Tweeny : Where is he, Your Excellency?
The President : Where else would a Privy Counselor be? If he's not there, he's with my daughter.
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The President : I've given my last grunt for my country.
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The President : [shouts out the window] Hey, come up here!
[to Angela]
The President : What's his name?
Angela : I call him Sweetheart.
The President : [shouts out the window] Hey Sweetheart! Come up here!