This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion

Stupid breeders. What a bunch of dipshits.

Last thing you want while trying to enjoy yourself at a Winery in Napa is a whining baby who needs a nap.

Women! Ask a man to go on a guys weekend...not a chance in hell the baby is coming!

In august I saw a couple on a mountain trail with a new born! And I'm talking about high mountains, the ones where there is little flora and fauna, it's that high. I was scratching my head big time. Why climb mountains with an infant? Seems extreme.

There were TONS of babies in Atlantic City this weekend. Why would you want your baby there?? I mostly saw drunks, drunks without teeth, drunks missing limbs, drunks on oxygen, confused people (maybe they were drunk), old fat waitresses in short skirts and tight shirts, lots of smoke, and refuse. I think people just wanna do what they wanna do so they drag their kids along while they do it.

There were TONS of babies in Atlantic City this weekend. Why would you want your baby there?? I mostly saw drunks, drunks without teeth, drunks missing limbs, drunks on oxygen, confused people (maybe they were drunk), old fat waitresses in short skirts and tight shirts, lots of smoke, and refuse. I think people just wanna do what they wanna do so they drag their kids along while they do it. Me, I left mine at home so I could get drunk and smoke and wear short skirts and tight shirts. (just kidding about the last part.)

So the skirts were short but not tight? That's not right.

they were sort of the pleated school girl type?

Aaa, and the world makes sense again.

breeder=retarded

So, your parents are retarded, are they, Nick? And yours, Matt?

I'm not asking Alfonso that question.

Yo mama!

Well my mom is pretty retarded... I think my dad was just drunk.

Instead of crying about missing out on the survey contest, Nick, you should be worried about what ELSE has been going on around here while you were gone. There was no one to hate babies and now everyone is having 7 kids a-piece!

By the way...I'M REALLY MAD!!! I just dropped a huge glass bottle full of milk on the ground, spewing broken glass and milk all over me and my stroller because I'M FUCKING STUPID!! (the baby was out of the stroller at least) And my stupid kid wouldn't stop screaming and the line was too long so I couldn't even go back to get more and that milk was DELICIOUS Goddamnit!! UGH!!! Why can't I be that person who will just stand in line with the screaming kid and fuck whoever doesn't want to listen to it and fuck my miserable kid because I want that milk. (It's so much easier to get over being mad at other people than it is to get over being mad at yourself!) Oh AND none of my fucking phones work because nobody around here hangs them up when they're done so they all die! GRRR!
You know the stupidest part? I don't even like milk.

Seven babies! WTF! Alright group meeting we need to talk about this.

oh and you should have just left your screaming brat in line wail you ran and got more milk. Then you WOULD be one of those people.

It crossed my mind to crank up the AC and leave them both locked in the car while I ran back over. It wasn't very far and I could see the car from the long line. But there was another thing: The farmers market was getting all super fucking crowded with obnoxious people talking loudly about macrobiotic diets and grass fed beef and BLA BLA BLA. I heard "Animal, Vegetable, Miracle" twice in like 15 minutes.

Because you're civilized, Gretchen.

Eh, the dangers of spending to much time at the farmers market. I try to get there when they first open and gone by the time 20 hippies arrive. When ever the hippie count reaches 20 I'm out.


Did I ever tell you that there are (7) cold case assaults nation wide that I am responsible for? I know we all joke about punching hippies but I have actually done it from time to time. I really have a violent reaction to hippies they really bother me.

Animal Vegetable Miracle? Man. I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
I am a fan of grass-fed beef, though. Well, theoretically, anyway.

byBarbara Kingsolver. She's a great writer and I'm sure it's a great book but it's ANNOYING to hear several people talking about it like that.

I wanted 7 babies because I LOVE big families. My dad is the youngest of 12 and my mom is the oldest of 5, so I have about a gazillion cousins and it's great. I love all my Irish aunts and uncles mucho.

Now I don't want 7 babies because I'm too old and also I thought I would "mature" by now, but I still like being free. For now.