“I am willing to admit that Gerard Butler has single-handedly murdered the romantic comedy.”

Gigi snickered. “Gerard Butler took the romantic comedy to an orgy, accidentally strangled it during an air game, panicked, and dumped its body in the woods.”

I stared at her, gobsmacked. “That may be the funniest thing I've ever heard –” I spluttered. “How the hell do you even know what an air game is?”

Gigi preened. “Just because you put the parental locks on HBO doesn’t mean I can’t get around them.”