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294 pages, Hardcover
First published March 1, 2018
A village of scrags and outcasts, Oakham, Beastville, Pigtown, Nobridge. The village that came to no good; the only village for miles around that doesn’t trade wool, doesn’t make cloth, doesn’t have the skill to build a bridge. Here’s the village we pass by, with its singing milkmaids, we call it Cheesechurn, Milkpasture, Cowudder. It’s Lord is as pudgy and spineless as the cheese he makes. Its people are vagrants that were ousted form their own villages and are in most respects desperate. Its richest man was whisked off down the river and drowned. And here is its priest: young John Reve, roosting in the dark. For all that he’s overseen by Christ, he’s led his people to no further illumination
Find something, the dean said, and by that he meant: find me the murderer. I’d assured him I would. What I’d neglected to tell him was this: the murderer isn’t who you think. Who is it that invariably takes life? Death, of course. Death itself is the murderer, and birth its accomplice. Men die because they’re born to die. By drowning, by disease, by mishap, by all God’s assassins. What was either of us going to do to change that?
I’d sooner climb up and sacrifice myself before I saw a single of my parish die. What a thing to say, if it was said with meaning. I didn’t know if I meant it. It didn’t matter, it would never come to be
My mother told me that the priest told her that no such miracle had been performed with the wind since the Lord sent in a westerly to banish the plague of locusts. When the priest explained that it was Moses who’d been the instrument of God in the miracle, first spreading his hand to bring the east wind, then spreading it again to bring the west, my mother made association between the newborn Moses who’d been left in a basket of rushes .. and her newborn, and saw me as Moses refashioned, and surmised I might be an instrument of God. I grew up supposing that there was only way of testing the truth of her wildly leaping faith, which was to see if I could, after all, summon that wind again at will. The wind came plenty but never at will. The ambition died with failure and adolescence .. and it was only when my Mother died (in a fire) the grief led me .. to what she’d wanted me to be and I began my training for the clergy and made it the ultimate standard of my closeness to God that he would, one day, and perhaps only once, bring a wind from the west because I asked.
But the seasons come back, don’t they …. they come back every year. We’re flooded, we’re parched, we’re thirsty, we’ve enough, we’ve nothing, it’s winter, then spring, it’s Lent and Holy Week, it’s the summer bonfires, Rogation, Embertide, Corpus Christi. The sun is high, the sun is low, the wheat is green, then gold, then gone. And no year is more tired than the last – have you noticed that? No year is old or tired ….. The River of time, isn’t that what they call it … But it’s no river at all. Time comes back on itself always new”
“‘Word got round that there was a little village called Oakham,’ he was saying, ‘where anybody could go, no matter how unwanted in life. A village of scrags and outcasts. So they took this foul beauty there – though nobody seemed to know where Oakham was, and they ended up in Wales before they found it after two weeks of looking. When they got there and asked if any men were keen to marry, they were told there was a miller, a poor miller who hadn’t yet found time in all his milling to have a wife and was handsome enough, but not that picky – and her father was desperate to sell her by now.’”
Father I slept all day. I cut a hole in a wall to spy on a woman. I shovelled some of my no-good-clay onto my neighbour’s plot. I stole the last spoonful of honey instead of offering it to my husband, I ate the lucky egg, I cursed my father, I swore, I snored, I farted, I doubted.
I didn’t say Grace, I overslept, I put my right shoe on my left and the left on the right, I thought the devil was in my ale, I drank it all to be sure he wasn’t, I thought the devil was in my second and third ale, I drank them too, I shaved my husband’s face and left stubble in shape of a heart, he doesn’t know it yet, I fancied a cloud was in the shape of a buttock. I lobbed a stone at a bird. I burped Ave Maria to amuse my boy.