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Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy

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An epic poetic parody of the Fifty Shades books. Started out as a funny Goodreads review which then like Topsy - grew and grew to become a number one Amazon poetry bestseller!

The comments and praise quoted on the cover and in the description on Amazon are all genuine responses from people who have read one or more of the three poems which make up this epic poetic parody.

The poems are

Fifty Shades of Blue - which started out as a review of Fifty Shades of Grey on Goodreads.

Fifty Shades Starker and

Fifty Shades Breed.

The humour in this is of course adult in nature but is by no means explicit - more risque.

View the animated version of the first of the three poems on Goodreads author Michele Brenton's Goodreads author page.

16 pages, ebook

First published July 2, 2012

About the author

Michele Brenton

16 books66 followers
I am a poet by habit and a writer by necessity. I am also commissioning editor for Endaxi Press and its Prosochi imprint.

Endaxi Press was initially set up in 2009 as a vehicle to produce my poetry books. As we learned the skills and crafts necessary we broadened that remit to include a very select number of authors in our publishing 'stable.'

Endaxi may be small - but we do things properly and to a very high standard.

My own poetry books can be seen as the grit which stimulated the oyster to produce the pearl. :)



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July 8, 2012
I'll admit it now that I'm not the world's biggest poetry lover. But, thanks to Michele's fantastic sense of humour and fabulous way with words, I'm finding myself devouring it in ever greater portions.

Fifty Shades of Blue is probably the greatest parody that the Fifty Shades series is going to see. Brilliantly funny, you'll be crying with laughter before you've even turned the first page. Michele's acute awareness of current pop culture has spawned a piece which is going to live on a lot longer than any of us can imagine. You NEED to read this whether you loathe the Fifty Shades series or think it's the best thing since slice bread.
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Author 16 books66 followers
August 14, 2012

My Five star review of the readers of Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy.

Today on 13th August 2012 - Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy is yet again in the top ten Amazon best seller's charts for its genres :)

Which means it has been proving consistently popular with many readers for over six weeks straight so far :)

Thank you to everyone who has already contributed to this extremely good run and thank you to those who are yet to do so.

Have five big gold stars for yourselves - you are the real stars anyway xxx


P.S. at close of day today Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy had reached second place on the Amazon UK Kindle Poetry Bestseller's List! The only poetry book entirely written by a living poet in the whole top twenty. Thank you everyone :) xxx
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July 15, 2012
If you have read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, no matter if you liked it or detested it, I think you will enjoy this short trilogy of poems based on the three books.

Laugh out loud funny, warped, and downright amusing, I guess this is what you would call Poetic Fan Fiction of the series, which is Fan Fiction itself.

So if you are looking for a laugh, and don't mind spending $.99 on amazon to get it, then this is for you. I don't regret buying it.
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April 20, 2013
This is actually 3 poems and they made me laugh out loud as i read them :)
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