Best Dressed Pseudo-Intellectual: Bernard-Henri Lévy
The look: Black suit and white oxford unbuttoned generously.
The take-away: You can never go wrong with a white oxford.
Best Dressed Patsy: Scooter Libby
The look: Surprisingly well-tailored suits and fitted overcoats.
The take-away: Make an effort on bad days. If you feel composed, you'll look composed.
Accessorizer of the Year: Pope Benedict XVI
The look: Ornate papal habit paired with red leather loafers.
The take-away: The Office of the Holy See is mum about His Holiness's footwear, but the point is: Have a signature. It could be a pocket square or a chunky watch or a tie clip, but make it your own (and remember that the whole red-shoes thing is already taken).
Best Billion-Dollar Haircut: Richard Branson
The look: Long, windswept, soft. Eat your heart out, Trump.
The take-away: Work it if you've got it.
