Michael Howard

In GIF memory of all the foolishness.

Warning: Spoilers abound.

Week Two: The Gentleman's Desktop

Coming soon, the gonzo ride features a 55-story drop.

The best watches tell a story. These just happen to be stranger than most.

Social media sees her butt and raises her two Bruce Willis heads.

Oh goodness me! It appears we've invaded Grenada without your consent.

The newest advancement in disaster response technology? Bugged bugs.

The most detailed photos of its kind ever from equipment with five times the resolution of the Hubble Space Telescope.

Wolves: Saving lives by ending lives.

As if you needed another reason to be angry at your internet provider

But there are ways to mitigate the damage.

Sony has filed for a patent that may have us stroking Donald Trump's hair and shouting "Swiffer Wetjet" at our televisions.

Sky walker Nik Wallenda explains why he's flirting with death yet again this Sunday and—let's get down to brass tacks—whether he sometimes pees himself a little.

Elon Musk isn't the only genius afraid of the future.

Evil clowns across the globe are real now, for some reason

That didn't stop him from getting assaulted, though

Pickled herring is almost always purchased on credit, so Denmark is doing something about it

Yes, planets have sounds, which NASA has devised a way to record despite the vacuum of space.

Introducing another boogeyman that never was.

Are we done advertising to "real men" like this yet? Or is this just a permanent thing?

"He asks, 'A, or B?' What he does not ask is 'A, or wear lipstick and kiss some dude's nipple?' Because I would've chosen A."

A look at some tyrants who don't get the vilification they deserve.

We're as sick of that headline as you are.

Researchers have found a way to slow or reverse the effects of the third leading killer of Americans.

Never has saying nothing said so much. Lawyer and equal rights activist Clifford Rosky explains the Supreme Court's latest silence.

The world's most brilliant minds have brought us one step closer to curing Alzheimer's, so the world is bringing them closer to $1.1 million.