CRAIG BROWN: Who'll be hoping for a marrow victory this week?
1) Who did Nigel Farage recently describe as 'the worst prime minister of modern times'?
a) Rishi Sunak
c) Theresa May
d) Tony Blair
2) What did Rishi Sunak post after England won against Slovakia in the Euros on Sunday?
a) 'It's over once it's over'
b) 'It's not over once it's over'
c) 'It's not over until it's over'
d) 'Over and out'
3) Twin the politician and their description by our sketchwriter, Quentin Letts:
a) '...kept doing that gulpy Bill Nighy thing when his glasses start to steam up and he nibbles the front of his gums, looking a bit befuddled and pop-eyed and shifty in his smalls'
b) '...had the crowd jiggling and screaming like nudists in a sandstorm'
c) 'His speech was schmaltzy. It was aw-shucks. It was, as they say in spin-doctor circles, 'courageously personal'... another way of saying it was revoltingly American and one of the most emotively manipulative pieces of saccharine hucksterism thrust down my gullet for decades'
d) 'The old lentil-muncher was on dandyish form'
Rishi Sunak addressing crowds on the campaign trail as the countdown to the election day gets ever closer
e) '...he started to resemble a Royal Navy rating in a rep-theatre production of the Cruel Sea, bucketfuls of water being chucked on stage from the wings.'
i Ann Widdecombe
ii Keir Starmer
iii Ed Davey
iv Jeremy Corbyn
v Rish Sunak
4) Which party leader was once filmed licking his paws, pretending to be a cat, while an actress told him, 'Pussy, pussy, it's okay, it's okay'?
a) Sir Ed Davey
b) Nigel Farage
c) George Galloway
d) Rishi Sunak
5) Which one of these activities has Ed Davey NOT yet undertaken in the election campaign?
a) Riding the Colossus rollercoaster at Thorpe Park
b) Falling off a paddleboard on Windermere
c) Bungee-jumping in Eastbourne
d) Falling into the water on a floating assault course in Henley-in-Arden
e) Standing on one leg while saying 'Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry' three times, fast.
Nigel Farage recently called who 'the worst prime minister of modern times'?. Pictured giving a speech on the campaign trail
6) 'I will not be silenced by... a rich, lefty, white male celebrity.' Who tweeted this, about whom?
a) James Cleverly of Michael Sheen
b) Suella Braverman of Sir Ian McKellen
c) Kemi Badenoch of David Tennant
d) Priti Patel of Stephen Fry
7) Where did Rishi Sunak launch the 2024 Conservative manifesto?
a) Wembley stadium
b) Silverstone
c) Epsom Races
d) Les Croupiers Casino, Cardiff
8) Which of these songs did Keir Starmer choose on Desert Island Discs?
a) Welcome To My World by Jim Reeves
b) We Are The World by USA For Africa
c) What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
d) You're My World by Cilla Black
e) I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing by The New Seekers
Sir Ed Davey (pictured) has taken the campigning to a new level with antics including riding the Colossus rollercoaster at Thorpe Park and bungee-jumping in Eastbourne
9) Asked on TV what he likes to sing at karaoke, James Cleverly replied that he was 'rather partial' to singing which song?
a) It's Raining Men b) Man! I Feel Like A Woman!
c) (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
d) Stand By Your Man
10) Which former party leader posed on Instagram with a marrow, urging his followers to 'zoom in on my marrow'?
a) Ed Miliband
b) Boris Johnson
c) Jeremy Corbyn
d) David Cameron
11) How did shadow health secretary Wes Streeting describe the final days before the General Election?
a) Sneaky bung time
b) Squeaky bum time
c) Speaky fun time
d) Sneaky burn time
12) 'This spiritual and deeply personal occasion will forever be stained by a selfish and self-promoting stunt,' complained Gideon Davey. What was he referring to?
a) Nigel Farage gatecrashed Davey's bowls club coffee-morning, complete with a camera crew.
b) Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg turned up at Davey's daughter's first communion ceremony, complete with a camera crew.
c) Sir Ed Davey descended in a hot-air balloon on Davey's daughter's birthday party, breaking a table.
d) Angela Rayner gatecrashed a seance in Oldham, filmed by Newsnight.
