Oh, hi, it’s the Fab Five! Well...Fab Four, technically. The Queer Eye guys (minus Bobby—he’s in China “starting an empire,” according to Antoni) have blessed Cosmo with their presence once again, and this time, they’re giving us a peek inside their naughty bedtime routines.
How much sleep do they need?
Karamo is basically a walking zombie. “He does take power naps throughout the day; however, [he] can sometimes have two hours’ worth of sleep and then [he’s] good to go the next morning,” revealed Tan. How does he do it? “It’s from all those late nights in college, partying,” Karamo says.
Meanwhile, Tan definitely needs his beauty rest. “If I don’t get minimum eight hours, preferably 10, I am GROU-CHY!”
What do they wear to bed?
Nothing. Nada. Zip. Yep, that’s right: All four of these Queer Eye QTs sleep completely naked. Well, except for Karamo. “I have to sleep with a sweater on and nothing on the bottom,” he admitted. Do what you will with that information....
Which other Queer Eye guy would they sleep with?
No, not like that. Like, physically sleep next to. “I’m going to say Bobby just because he likes it cold and I like it cold,” Tan says. Karamo prefers Tan because he’s the perfect size for a little spoon. Awww!
How do they feel about sexting?
“I think it’s very healthy for people to send sexy texts,” Karamo says. “I think it gets the imagination going. I think it’s better than seeing visual porn. Stop sending dick pics!” Tan agrees, btw. “You can talk about what you want to do with that person, you can get dirty, just don’t give it all away.” N-o-t-e-d.
What’s their favorite midnight snack?
For Karamo, it’s Welch’s Fruit Snacks, Starbursts, Coca-Cola, and never chocolate (“unless,” and I’m quoting directly here, “it’s a man.”) JVN prefers chicken fingers, brown sugar Pop-Tarts, and cookies, while Tan has a laundry list of items: pain au chocolat, Crack Pie from Milk Bar, Levain cookies (specifically the chocolate peanut butter flavor), and Bounty bars. No surprise here, but Antoni is very particular when it comes to his late-night nosh. He likes a medjool date, chamomile tea (Mighty Leaf is his fave), and a large bottle of water. If he’s being “naughty,” a caramel sea salt chocolate bar from Lindt, straight out of the freezer. Truly living on the edge, Antoni!
