Books·Posted on 4 Apr 2018Women Have Started Describing Themselves As Male Authors Would And The Results Are Painfully Hilarious"Wow, she thought, my legs are long. Her breasts jounced their agreement."by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, Australia Recently, Twitter user @whitneyarner replied to an ongoing thread about male authors with a Twitter challenge: Describe yourself like a male author would. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16.