Buzz·Posted on 20 Oct 201718 Tweets That Prove Children Are Definitely Smarter Than Adults"My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster..."by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, Australia 1. Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT. 02:00 PM - 21 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Tragic Ally @TragicAllyHere My son was crying and asked, "why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog. 04:11 PM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Me: Guess what time it is? 6-year-old: I don't have to guess. I can read the clock. Me: It's time to clean your room. 6: No, it's 2:45. 07:49 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kristin @FeralCrone 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant. 09:19 PM - 07 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. victor pope jr @VictorPopeJr My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster... 06:02 PM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Thackery Binx @Mr_Kapowski 7 y/o daughter: "If I'm watching cartoons on the couch then wouldn't they be couchtoons cause I'm not in a car?" No paternity test needed 08:39 PM - 05 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. paperwash© @PaperWash Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we're both sitting in our underwear eating donuts 02:17 PM - 13 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Danielle Herzog @martinisandmini I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A 1st gr said, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?" 04:08 PM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner. She put candy corn on top cold pizza The apprentice has become the master. 11:23 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. hannahannahannah @MUMSIEesq 3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP! ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door* 3YO: I want a snack. 02:38 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jackie BOOvier @jackiembouvier Me: Let's go to the store. 5 yo: Why? M: For food. 5: Why? M: So we can eat. 5: Why? M: To stay alive. 5: Why? M: I have no idea. 06:21 PM - 19 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Charles Fudgemuffin @CFudgemuffin I love the brilliant way kids' minds work... #KidLogic 09:13 PM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🦇 @EarlyTwntyRager LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG 04:06 AM - 29 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. JennyPentland @JennyPentland I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room. 09:11 AM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bridget Liszewski @BridgetOnTV My 5yo on her 1st day of K: "They asked me to count as high as I could. I could've done 200, but I didn't want to waste anyone's time." 04:24 PM - 26 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. wikipedia brown @eveewing my little cousin rolled up like "so I heard you wanted a brownie" 😐 03:23 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 👿Sardonic Tart👿 @SardonicTart 10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor? 02:28 AM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. BOOttlerocket @bottlerocket My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. 05:54 PM - 25 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite