People of the online world fightin' mad.
![People holding torches in anger](https://cdn.statically.io/img/img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-11/17/17/asset/525075f25b92/sub-buzz-3918-1700243695-1.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
Prince William is not a *wrong* winner; people just think there are bald men who are better.
Anyway, number two on the list is Vin Diesel.
![Closeup of Vin Diesel](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-11/17/17/asset/a42aa24e9089/sub-buzz-1097-1700243960-1.jpg)
Number three is Jason Statham.
![Closeup of Jason Statham](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-11/17/18/asset/a3513aa8ce9d/sub-buzz-3977-1700244001-1.jpg)
Coming in at number four is Samuel L. Jackson.
![Closeup of Samuel L. Jackson](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-11/17/18/asset/b6294ccd5af8/sub-buzz-1837-1700244020-1.jpg)
And to round out the top five is Jeff Bezos.
![Closeup of Jeff Bezos](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-11/17/18/asset/3af53d908cd4/sub-buzz-2472-1700244069-1.jpg)
As I said, there were some interesting results here!!
I mean, COME ON?!
![Closeup of Stanley Tucci](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-11/17/18/asset/b6294ccd5af8/sub-buzz-1944-1700245772-2.jpg)