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white ppl spontaneously combust when u tell them the office isn't funny
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old white women vs store policies gotta be top 5 anime battles
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u can control white ppl by giving them cheese
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me watching a skinny white boy reach into his bag
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white girl on the tl: I’m so happy to announce i’m 18 years old, married, 💍financially stable, in shape, with twins on the way💑😭😭 God is so good 🙌🏻 Me, uncomfortably laying on air mattress thats slowly deflating: *quotes tweet with “LMFAOOOOOOOOO”*
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fifty shades: what if someone touched ur nipple during sex america: dam this is some kinky shit
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white girls will literally boomerang their grandma being lowered into her grave
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white people calling the police on their shadows
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If you're offended by someone saying "cracker", it's a good indicator that you're a motherfucking cracker.
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For just one day i'd like the confidence of a white boy yelling out a joke in a quiet movie theater
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Retail workers: *doing their jobs* Middle aged white women:
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this som cute ass yeehaw shit i cant lie https://t.co/nqAbfD4xvX
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when white people say "news flash buddy" they finna check yo ass 😂
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Any white guy with dreads: I think- Me: It does not matter.
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The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as a white man on the Internet