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truuuu
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when you're about to walk through a group of guys so you pretend to be on the phone to lessen the chances of harass… https://t.co/hhHE6FnZXP
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Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.
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Oiiiii why do girls dance next to u in clubs and purposely push into u?? Take ya missguided bandage dress somewhere else bab
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When u tryna have a good time in the club but the peado lad dancing next to u won't leave u alone
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when ur bra & panties match & u stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol
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me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time
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Pussy hair grow back before u even make it to ur nigga house lmaooo
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Your girlfriend arguing with you over text vs your girlfriend arguing with you in person
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Straight men: homosexuality is a disgusting sin get that shit out of my face it's gross Also straight men:
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girls get they nails done and start typing paragraphs to u bc the tapping of the nails on they phone screen hyping them up.
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*screenshots Instagram post* Instagram: "you can share this post with friends" Me: oh trust me I am
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"i need a man" *a guy slides in my dms* me:
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Me: "WYD" Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough" Me: "Without me? Lol 🙈"
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Me recreating an argument I had 6 hours ago with new and better points
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him: let's facetime me: ok hold up let me look for my earphones
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nobody says “wooooow” longer than a nigga who’s just been accused of something he actually did